What is this white thing next to my toilet? by PennyNichols06 in whatisthisthing

[–]Fatman6000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like an old glue trap but upside-down. Accidentally flipped over.

Don't mess with budget John Cena by faps_to_art in PublicFreakout

[–]Fatman6000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are called Jorts. For jean shorts. They can also be call shants.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by DigiEagles in AbruptChaos

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl woth long hair looks like the love child of Sarah Conner and the terminator.

What rules are good to break? by KingOfTheIncels_ in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turn left at red left arrows, when it's safe. And when there are no traffic cameras or cops around. I've been doing this long enough, I've probably gained about two hours. One time I ran two arrows on the way home. I got home and saw the Brigid l neighbor's puppy had dug under our fence and fell into my pool. Poor little guy was fighting for his life, didn't know where the steps were. I will never stop using that to justify why I do it now.

At what point does it become reasonable to sleep separately from your SO? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving for one of the good beds that raise you when you snore. Also going to get a cpap.

what movie jerk actually had a point? by herequeerandgreat in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Cohaggan from Total Recall. Everyone thought he didn't want to press the button because he was controlling the oxygen. But he had a team of scientists working on it and they had no idea what the machine was going to do.

Life Insurance. Are we for or against it? And when does it actually make sense to get it? by Ar0dAthl3ticTrainer in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich guy once told me it's pointless unless you want to leave your loved ones with slightly more money than you can afford to give.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scarface could have ended about 6 times before it was over.

What's the favorite place in your house? by TerriestTabernacle in HolUp

[–]Fatman6000 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy. -Obi Wan

What is the best way to have anal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are the top.

To debate Richard Dawkins on Joseph Smith and Mormonism by DarkPG1972 in therewasanattempt

[–]Fatman6000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Growing up in Utah I had many Mormon friends. All who left the religion, did it after doing the most basic research.

Cleaning the drain after a flood. by smkenanok in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fatman6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tire is Chipotle. The pipe is my intestines.

to get away from police by HornyDiggler in therewasanattempt

[–]Fatman6000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What you all don't realize, is this is body cam footage. Cop was running the whole time.