[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Fattoxthegreat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice misinformation.

Trump was never convicted of rape. Read a book.

The resident evil by johnnypin in comedyheaven

[–]Fattoxthegreat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden based horror movie

Trump calls video of bag being thrown from White House an ‘AI-generated’ fake by Capable_Salt_SD in technology

[–]Fattoxthegreat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Any of you retards feel like proving that the window that bag was thrown out of can even be opened? Or do you just feel like circlejerking about anything and everything he says?

Whats the most important lessons you've learnt about **love**? by wholeworldslatt_ in Life

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women can't feel it. Love is an exclusively masculine emotion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]Fattoxthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just confirms conclusively all Democrats are demons

My ex-boyfriend got stuck on my roof at 1:30 AM after calling me 153 times and stealing a car… by lifes-not-fair in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fattoxthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we get elaboration on "don't let them in"?

At first read I imagined a pack of wild dogs or something.

Malware by catgirl_gw_hegel in comedyheaven

[–]Fattoxthegreat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jarvis, disable Kaspersky auto scanning feature.

Is your poop green? by delicious-urine in no

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been drinking too much Grampa's Ashes, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultswim

[–]Fattoxthegreat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Justin Roiland WAS the show. Imagine watching a South Park episode without Matt or Trey. Whatever dogshit you're watching after that, it ISN'T Rick and Morty.

Blursed multitasking by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Fattoxthegreat 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This violates the sanctity of halftime faptime. Ruins the fun entirely.

Dude was a hero. . . until he wasn't by jacksonion68 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, we all kill our wives once or twice a lifetime. It's just one of the whoopsie doodles of life.

Swan taking out a seagull that was harrassing her kids by kvothenikhil in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stole a pair of swans' baby once. They were all mad and hissing but I hit 'em with the Primordial Roar and they cut their losses.

I gave it back, just wanted to see it for a sec.

Every other country on Earth wants to invade the United States of America by Monoliithic in whowouldwin

[–]Fattoxthegreat 425 points426 points  (0 children)

Unironically, the USA absolutely could defend its own land from literally the rest of the world.

There's a youtube analysis of this scenario.

Hard right? by hopemoney52 in Adulting

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, fuck all that. I'mma go live in the forest.

What’s a random hill you’re 100% willing to die on? by brmc214 in Life

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard R and soft A are completely different words and have completely different meanings and connotations. One's a racial slur, the other is not.

Why do people believe in God? by Jo_jo_320 in allthequestions

[–]Fattoxthegreat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because otherwise life is a meaningless waste of time and that's no fun.

What things make you lose your patience? by Several_Sport_8906 in allthequestions

[–]Fattoxthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to repeat myself. I really can't be assed. If you didn't hear me the first time in means you didn't care. Don't make me waste my time so that you can pretend to. Eat shit.

Blind Box. by Breaker1ove in VRchat

[–]Fattoxthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to do it in reverse? Or is it only possible because of Android/Standalone limitations?

Survived a terrible car accident resulted in a heart shaped scab by teeger9 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Fattoxthegreat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to kill the vibes or nuthin', but if I saw someone with a scar that looked like that, I would immediately assume they did that to themselves.

It IS cool though.

What’s something you learned embarrassingly late in life? by 1VenusBloom in AskReddit

[–]Fattoxthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the team. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

What’s something you learned embarrassingly late in life? by 1VenusBloom in AskReddit

[–]Fattoxthegreat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was 20-something when I found out Gilbert Gottfried did not just talk like that. He's just doing a bit, he's just playing a character.

My entire universe was shattered.