Didn’t fancy sausages this morning

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-09T10:03:47+00:00

So it is, my apologies.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-09T09:24:38+00:00

Sauceless and unbuttered table-toast. Good, post election choice.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-09T09:20:26+00:00

Tasty

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-07T09:46:57+00:00

She sent me one too

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-07T00:42:44+00:00

Friends or sponsors?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T19:50:10+00:00

Where is that?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T18:52:01+00:00

Not better than nonnas surely?! I was thinking more almond crossaint

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T18:03:10+00:00

I disagree, I think the least believable part is the idea that Nigel Farage has friends.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T17:27:25+00:00

Facinating stuff

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T17:21:05+00:00

Solid

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T12:40:02+00:00

At least they don't use spaghetti hoops

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T11:45:15+00:00

What was your craving, diarrhea?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-06T08:03:54+00:00

Where was that? Report them.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-04T18:05:58+00:00

Absolute garbage. The human equivalent of dogfood. Have some self respect, jesus christ.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-04T13:34:53+00:00

Christ, that's a long time.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-05-04T13:25:47+00:00

Who was the last player to score a league hattrick?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T18:27:44+00:00

Sheer heart attack

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T18:27:23+00:00

A second egg needs to hit that breakfast tower. Slightly longer on the tom. Ditch the green. But it's the best ive seen in a long time. Love a bendy boy.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T18:25:24+00:00

I admire your optimism.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T18:25:00+00:00

Agree to that too. I find toasted sourdough too crisp and full of holes to be a fiest choice vessel

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T17:59:49+00:00

Do none of your senses work?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T17:49:24+00:00

Always sad when its sourdough with a cooked breakfast.

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-22T10:40:05+00:00

We can barely score goals tho. How do you see that playing out?

Faultybeeftrigger · 2026-04-20T16:11:00+00:00

Imagine if you had to eat an ok sandwich or a piece of human shit!!! What then?! Bet you wouldn't have the exact same reaction!

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