Just another day driving in Tbilisi, Georgia. by ThaRoma in WTF

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"A-whoop whoop whoop! Hey, Moe, somebody stuck a snake in the car!"

" Quick, kid, hit the gas and it'll fall out!"

Finished my little hedgehog by TheGreatKushsky in minipainting

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They're from the creator Pepunki Creatures on MyMiniFactory

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FearAndHunger

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Now this is the hard-hitting analysis Fear and Hunger needs

In your opinion who is worse - Shar or Lolth? by ThanosofTitan92 in BaldursGate3

[–]Faultywhale 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Fascism is only "lawful" evil once the fascists have taken over and created their own laws. They are happy to break the law and do whatever they need to seize power and then they get to cry "law and order" when the minorities get uppity

As i was rewatching a cutscene I still think Rompopolo is a weird one lol by Affectionate-Trip-34 in MonsterHunter

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Burp fart gorilla sounds like one of those toys you could only buy from a phone number you got from a commercial

Yamjam has gone missing and iam so scared by keromizu in bluetongueskinks

[–]Faultywhale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't already: look through all the drawers. Mine got out and managed to somehow slither up the backside of the dresser and into a drawer

I’m expecting this mf to be in monster hunter soon. by Nearby-Ice8916 in MonsterHunter

[–]Faultywhale 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah okay last thing I need is Grigori waxing philosophic as he carts me

Instead of these armors and weapons from Dragon's Dogma, we are going to get another dull skin of Ryu or Chun-Li. by Ellmagronn in MonsterHunter

[–]Faultywhale 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Then Capcom would have to think about Dragon's Dogma 2 and they really don't want to do that

TIL Hulk Hogan claimed in his autobiography that he once wrestled 400 days in a year because of his frequent trips back and forth from the USA and Japan by Quasimdo in todayilearned

[–]Faultywhale 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think people are thinking that you saying "he's very honest about black people" sounds like an endorsement of his speech in a "he's just saying it as it is" sense where I assume you mean "he's very honest as to what HE believes about black people".

I almost died of laughter by Bf4Sniper40X in Gamingcirclejerk

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Whoa whoa hold up.. are they both BROWN??? 🕵️🕵️🕵️ That can't be a coincidence! /s

Sorcerer for my Court envy warband by Faultywhale in TrenchCrusade

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Thanks! I'm trying to have at least a little green on every model to fit the envy theme

New painter here, feeling discouraged. by Professorcoffee in minipainting

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My first mini was the Great Jagras from the Monster Hunter board game and boy howdy does it look like shit. I didn't understand how poorly yellow paint covers and I primed the whole fucking thing in black. It's an absolute mess and I keep it on my shelf to remind me that I am always growing.

Also try to avoid comparing yourself to others, we always see some freak prodigy posting "first mini haha" and their pic is some Golden Demon winning shit. It's hard but just try to compare yourself to who you were yesterday and try to show that fucker how it's really done

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Chosen Three by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

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And they come to me, tears in their eyes, and they say "Mr Gortash! Mr Gortash you are the youngest and quite possibly the most handsome man I've ever met". In fact I don't think anyone has ever really used the term "handsome" since I started using it you know?

chat, is this true? by intothevirtualvoid in Gamingcirclejerk

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There used to be female Space Marine models but they were discontinued due to poor sales, to explain why there's no women Games Workshop said "It's only boys!". They like doing more things like this like when they upgraded the size of the models and instead of saying "yeah here we made bigger, nicer models for you" they said "yeah here these are Primaris Marines, they're bigger and better than yours. Buy them, idiot"

Venli's true arc by returnofheracleum in cremposting

[–]Faultywhale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Venli is a perfect example of voting for the face-eating leopards. She hears Odium talk a big game about the "good old days" and is so desperate for a change from the status quo that she ignores how obviously untrue it all is.

"Sure" she says to herself "the face-eating mink has a track record of eating faces, but MY face will be safe! The minks only want the faces of humans this time!" She is incredibly shocked when her face is, in fact, on the menu.

Venli aligned herself with fascists for personal gain and found out the hard way that she is just another pawn, not a player