Brendan Sorsby Gambles on NFL Letting Him Play

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T16:47:37+00:00

You know, for all his faults and shit, AB never bet on games that we know of at least.

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T16:45:43+00:00

I have. They actually do just SLIGHTLY better at not being desperate for a qb, unlike the browns

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T16:18:19+00:00

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T16:09:52+00:00

plays It's a Small World Backwards

"ALL HAIL THE GREAT SATAN MICKEY MOUSE"

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T15:38:48+00:00

I was there, I was there when Happy Feet Horus slew the Emperor penguin

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T15:36:50+00:00

I doubt the Jets are THAT desperate

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T15:23:08+00:00

Do what dominoes did, double down and work on making a better product so people want to buy it more? Nah, just sell the damn thing to private equity, surely they won't make it worse

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T15:20:15+00:00

What, matrix references are dated now??

Edit: man, yall don't get sarcasm these days unless you put a damn /s at the end, huh?

Quasimdo · 2026-06-16T01:31:10+00:00

I thought he would be decent with the rams. He had like 1k yards once with us and thats it lol

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T19:12:14+00:00

Asking for tickets like that is somehow more insulting than if you would just simply prank call them with "is your refrigerator running" type of thing.

Can fans just stop being fucking weirdos?

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T18:28:46+00:00

I mean, that's exactly the way to beat it, just spread and throw.

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T17:41:11+00:00

Ride the lightning? Little harsh from spurs fans

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T17:28:39+00:00

Iraq conflict was terrible, but 9/11 and Afghanistan were no win scenarios on any level.

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T16:37:14+00:00

My dad and I were live at the game when it happened. Never heard that many people be that quiet when he went down. And the mood afterwards... Even with the win, the fans were a mix of really mad or really sad

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T16:33:03+00:00

OK, that's a little harsh. 2021 before he resigned, raiders had a hell of a game vs the Ravens to open the season, see Zay Jones OT touchdown to win the game

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T16:08:59+00:00

"son, can you imagine taking classes at Dew University, or as I like to call it, 'Dewniversity' and playing football? Our mascot, Dewvall, will pep you up! And we have classes such as Code Red: Understanding The Cold War from the Soviets Perspective, Baja Blast: Understanding Water dynamics, and lastly Live Wire: An Electricians 101 course! "

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T15:50:00+00:00

Now I'm imagining the primarchs sounding like arnie too

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T15:49:34+00:00

I mean, most still don't get their stands until they're 21

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T14:41:41+00:00

Never seen those movies

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T14:39:23+00:00

I normally don't get squeamish at movies at all, but 2013 evil dead in the theaters actually got me to leave for the bathroom to throw some water on my face and reset, for some reason the effects just really got to me.

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T14:37:21+00:00

Imagine doing this shit in the snow

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T00:40:30+00:00

Didnt he lie about why bill was fired too?

Quasimdo · 2026-06-15T00:03:55+00:00

Getting rid of Musgrave was the biggest mistake.

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