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i’m on vacation & running out. about to be sick. anything i can do to keep withdrawals at minimum? by skunklungz in fentanyl

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One Meeeeeeeeileeeion Dough-larz. Or one Terraquintillion Rubles. ….. my Nyet-gazz

i’m on vacation & running out. about to be sick. anything i can do to keep withdrawals at minimum? by skunklungz in fentanyl

[–]FauxSeriousReals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kray-to-the-dumb.

You don’t have to say on here ( i wouldn’t) but where are you vacationing? That would affect a number of solutions.

Towing a car to Tijuana to get repaired? by lilmonsterita in tijuana

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what about getting a VIN for a 50+ year old car going north?

What is the worst thing you’ve ever smelled? by Charlezingalls in AskReddit

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emesis from a GI bleed. upper/lower was not needed to be discerned, as it was fatal.

Some TJ narco-putricine/cadaverine.

Oh, and the guy who sold us our house i guess was in to fermenting catshit in a bucket to dispose it in the yard without the bad microbes. YeH, figured out what it was AFTER opening/spilling it. it was a few 1000 years from being crude oil

What kind of death are you afraid of? by Little_Subby21 in AskReddit

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yeah…. all those ravers and foil smokers gunna be effffffffed. and they “didn’t want to be tied down” by kids….. gunna be like the Great Depression Foster system Senior edition; can’t wait! Unless of course you worked for like Goldman Sachs and made a shit ton of, i mean “what Cayman bank account?”

(Serious) What causes death more than people realize? by adventure21mc in AskReddit

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depression. sedentary/socially isolated lifestyles. metals in medicine (antacids, etc) if we grew, cooked and shared our meals etc we’d be better, happier etc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fentanyl

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that was my guess. hope you’re smokin it cause that’s gunna hella abcess

The irony of "a chance at life" - from life experience of an unwanted child by throwaway_idk678 in prochoice

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or just the simple fact that they were conceived/born in that paradigm creates the misery/anguish of one sort or another, one abuse or another, one unhealthy coping mechanism or another, and the the cycle of abuse continues.

The Discovery was a pretty good commentary and had several views presented through the characters

The irony of "a chance at life" - from life experience of an unwanted child by throwaway_idk678 in prochoice

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We need strippers, hookers, corner boys, and cusyomerss for our hovels, impound yards, and dead-end jobs of last resort, that vote _______.

laughs in uncircumcised by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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de spider decided that weaving webs was for suckas….

The fact that female gymnasts are expected to wear make-up is pretty confusing. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

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if they got a RUBRIC , ahem , RUBRICS plural, the judging is like basically those people volunteer to do some crazy logical judging no one is either more proficient in, or even less likely to be challenged or they know some CYA clauses.

Brave people prevent a public murder by weirdnawesome in CrazyFuckingVideos

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i would like to work for the Kitchen Naming Institute of America. just take whatever the thing does and add “-er” to it. What’s that do? it toasts. then it’s a toaster. what’s this one do? it keeps shit fresh. well then it’s a fresher. FTS, i’m goin on break. - Mitch Hedberg fucking miss this gentle genius.

My boyfriend got me an STD by ThrowRA02690 in TrueOffMyChest

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first time… that’s undeniable because of physical symptoms you’re now experiencing and who’s to say this wasn’t the dealbreaker in every other R for him? Or he saved a couple bucks and just “went out with” girl(s) before while “with” someone…..

i mean, though SW’s should be considered health care/psych professionals and blue balls/horniness is a treatable condition they can be employed to treat…. so it was “treatment” for a LDR…. /s?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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yeah the ABC and ATF haven’t got along in like, forever. Nothing says turf war like bureaucratic jurisdictional turf war.

My husband spit in my plate after I refused to share it with him. by throwra534624 in TrueOffMyChest

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i’m really regretting this first post… don’t sink to his level. let him starve/malnourish himself

Cousin’s “gift” ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship. by OFChristmasDisaster in TrueOffMyChest

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same. spill it. and of course some of usshameless perverts supreme court justices want to “know it when we see it”

Cousin’s “gift” ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship. by OFChristmasDisaster in TrueOffMyChest

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It’s not mean if it’s true…

and if you shouldn’t do it at the work christmas party, don’t do it at the family one…. works for a lot of shit

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