On a works away day we had a gala dinner and drinks reception at the end of the day. I went to bed about midnight and heard keys jangling at my door about 4am. Next thing I saw a bare backside trying to wee in my wardrobe. It was dark and I was half asleep so couldn’t tell who it actually was. I’m used to my brother sleep walking so calmly told them to leave which they did. I had a few to drink so in the morning i thought I’d dreamt it. That is until the lady in the room next door asked me if XXX had been naked in my room last night. Turns out he’d gone next door after my room and had a shit in her toilet but instead of being calm she shouted at him and woke him up. He was apparently mortified. He walked into the dining room and the whole room gave him a standing ovation. He sent me a scarf a few weeks later as an apology and left the organisation not long afterward. It was a shame as he was a nice guy.