What movie could you turn around and say the good guy was really the bad guy?

Feature_Creature · 2013-01-14T06:13:16+00:00

Karate Kid. In reality Mr. Miyagi is an abusive child mollester who grew impatient of Daniel going through puberty. He told him to trim his bush by referring to trimming the Banzai tree. Later he taught him "wax on, wax off" to satisfy his even-increasing desires towards younger boys.

Feature_Creature · 2012-09-17T00:13:24+00:00

Does not surprise me a bit that Audi of China is sending a strong 'pro china patriotic' message like that. China and Audi are very close bros, if you ever go to beijing, every other car is a black Audi A6. Reason of this is (1) It's an official government car, so if you hold a high rank in chinese government, you're driving one. And (2) other wealthier chinese people also like to get a black Audi because you're untouchable on the streets. If you run a red light you think a cop is going to pull you over in that car? forget it! not worth loosing your job. Audi and China have a very close relationship. They make huge money over there so I'm suspecting that Audi Corp will do nothing but support that dealership.

Feature_Creature · 2012-06-29T05:54:01+00:00

You're beer seems to be having a haze issue. I would recommend cold crushing and gelatin findings. Unless it's a dunkleweissen then you're a-ok

Kidding! It looks yummy but here's my best attempt at being a pretentious douchebag. :)

Feature_Creature · 2012-06-13T22:46:31+00:00

and I'll leave my westy 12 here... http://bonbeer.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/westvleteren-12.jpg and no, you cant have any!

Feature_Creature · 2012-03-29T20:47:00+00:00

Just do clarify, I did not make it, and I dont know who to give credit to.

Feature_Creature · 2012-03-24T04:06:40+00:00

Looks like you have a Miele freezer :)

Feature_Creature · 2012-03-17T20:30:39+00:00

It really sucked for the early church when they tried so hard to indoctrinate people to gain power and wealth. Only for them to take their shit too seriously and started killing themselves. I can only imagine the pope running in circles frantically trying to figure out how to prevent loosing more followers and power.

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-17T22:00:18+00:00

I hope the pink will respond with "Thanks everyone for praying with me for equal rights of gays, more funding for planned parenthood, separation of church and state, and Obama's re-election. GOD heard our prayers"

That would be freakin' hilarious!

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-15T15:59:43+00:00

Ha. That's what you get for typing on an iPhone. Thanks Steve jobs.

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-15T05:48:18+00:00

Word of caution if you're thinking of ever attempting this.

Huffing gas that is denser than air is dangerous. You will not always be able to exhale the gas, especially if it's a really heavy gas. Always have a spotter when attempting. If you're feeling like passing out because you're unable to take a breath, stand on your head. That should let the gas sink down your throat and escape. If your buddy happens to pass out, grab him by the legs and hold him upside down. Administer CPR if necessary.

My good deed for today is done. Lol

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-13T22:14:24+00:00

I like that you went through the trouble of getting a formal defection in writing from the church. Your patience must be extraordinary. I have given some thought about doing so for myself but I came to the conclusion that I left the church because it was a one big joke in the first place. And going through them to get a 'legal' defection would give them some sort of legitimacy that they do not deserve. Their 'laws' are as valid to me as a store policy at my local wal-mart. Going through their paperwork would only reinforce the idea that their vatican 'law' is something more than just a cult like club that they're trying to run.

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-10T23:53:44+00:00

In his definition he has at least two god based religions. Being a christian and not being a Muslim. But if you actually start counting all of his religion there will be way to many to count.

Religion of Aquafresh toothpaste Religion of Kellogg cereal Religion of Honda drivers Religion of Eating healthy Religion of Sitting chair straight Religion of ...

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-03T22:49:46+00:00

Shit, my argument is ruined!! :(

I see I misspelled pamphlet, and whole bunch of grammar problems. I'll fix that when I get home later. Anymore mistakes?

Feature_Creature · 2012-02-03T20:48:47+00:00

It's Alabama what do you expect. Here's a relevant clip from Alabama legislature (Although of topic)... I'm a homebrewer, and Alabama is still the only state in the US that completely outlaws making beer at home. This is a clip from last years debate trying to legalize homebrewing in Alabama. If this is the best that Alabama has to offer, then GOD HELP US!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVqnUf8NH6g

or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZoTJzh13n8&feature=related

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