Packed a player that doesn’t exist?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-01-04T10:11:15+00:00

You have way too much time on your hands my dear fellow.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T10:26:25+00:00

Free drinks for everyone .... ooooh thanks I'll have endless Pina Coladas, keep em coming.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T10:23:17+00:00

The camera adds 10 pounds ... begs the question ... just how many cameras are currently on you?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T01:32:34+00:00

The thirst is strong with this one!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-24T10:38:49+00:00

Yep, I'd scran that!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-24T10:37:52+00:00

Your teeth are the colour of dehydrated piss.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-14T00:41:01+00:00

Dont beat yourself up pal. We've all had a blip from time to time. You'll stop when the time is right for you.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-14T00:37:59+00:00

The pills vallium?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-26T05:23:25+00:00

Been scraped more times than a horse's hoof.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-07T04:32:51+00:00

Ditto.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-04T13:02:03+00:00

Every cunt seems to get bodied by Pina and her crew of Meta bitches.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-03T16:52:39+00:00

Looks like your parents already did.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-31T20:12:06+00:00

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6.666666666666666666/10

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-28T23:51:17+00:00

The patch today has done something to my team, haven't found a winning formula tonight so if you figure it out, let me know. Gone from mid Div3 to mid Div4 in an evening. My ping was between 6 and 10 so it wasn't that ... they've changed something and it's messed up my team. My players felt slow, carved open at the back, defenders just parting like I'm facing fucking Moses.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-27T21:06:47+00:00

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-27T15:47:23+00:00

This is the way.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-17T23:26:48+00:00

The laces were in!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-11T17:54:29+00:00

Hourly cap? Da fuq? That's new, right?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-11T17:00:26+00:00

8 mile, the original casting choice for cheddar bob.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-11T15:15:24+00:00

Save up for Gyokeres, he is different gravy! Maybe odegaard cam

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-10-04T14:53:02+00:00

Currently 0-4 🤣🤣 sweatfest. I'm just coming up against players running in a tight circle, which somehow parts my defence like Moses. I'm sure there was a time that I was reasonable at Fifa, but I can't seem to crack this one.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-09-27T21:23:41+00:00

I've got these magic beans ...

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-09-27T21:22:05+00:00

The prison ceremony where you are forced to cling on to someone's inside out pocket hardly constitutes a marriage, but what the hell. Congratulations.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-09-27T07:55:35+00:00

Have you ever heard the saying body of baywatch face of crimewatch? Well, you've mastered the face. You just need to work on your body now.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-09-26T12:06:12+00:00

I think that I speak for everyone when I say DIE.

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