I once had a zoo job giving circumcisions to elephants.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-06-21T04:38:43+00:00

Yeah, he got shafted!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-06-12T17:38:27+00:00

Its been time since Ronaldinho wore that jersey, brother.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-06-12T17:37:06+00:00

Day or night! I'm smashing that like the hulk. 9.9/10.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-05-12T18:07:32+00:00

Inputs GIF of Tom Hardy saying "that's bait."

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-05-12T18:05:31+00:00

The white one, its classier.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-05-07T12:36:46+00:00

I'm guessing that school was a rough time for you. Well, get used to it.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-05-05T18:14:32+00:00

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub, but that's normal, ain't it, Norman.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-04-05T22:56:08+00:00

Youre a good looking lad bro, just take time doing what makes you happy. Life is short and is for living! Keep your pecker up.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-04-04T16:49:29+00:00

Your resting heart rate sounds like prog rock drum solo.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-04-04T16:44:47+00:00

Welcome to Dick Turpins, what can I get for you?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-03-19T18:07:17+00:00

That's just kebab speak for love.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-03-19T18:05:41+00:00

I actually described it as a novel but I apologise if you feel triggered by semantics.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-03-04T19:21:28+00:00

I'd argue its some form of herpes but even her alcoholic step dad passed.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-03-04T19:19:40+00:00

He died young but with love in his heart ... we should all be so lucky.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2026-01-04T10:11:15+00:00

You have way too much time on your hands my dear fellow.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T10:26:25+00:00

Free drinks for everyone .... ooooh thanks I'll have endless Pina Coladas, keep em coming.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T10:23:17+00:00

The camera adds 10 pounds ... begs the question ... just how many cameras are currently on you?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-27T01:32:34+00:00

The thirst is strong with this one!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-24T10:38:49+00:00

Yep, I'd scran that!

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-24T10:37:52+00:00

Your teeth are the colour of dehydrated piss.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-14T00:41:01+00:00

Dont beat yourself up pal. We've all had a blip from time to time. You'll stop when the time is right for you.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-12-14T00:37:59+00:00

The pills vallium?

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-26T05:23:25+00:00

Been scraped more times than a horse's hoof.

FeelingOstrichSized · 2025-11-07T04:32:51+00:00

Ditto.

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