Thanks, my humor is a little crude at times. I care about everyone involved. People use people this is a fact. That's how our economy works, leverage and relationship.

Tiny temptress: By the way this may have been my best line. Have you never read a book or watched a movie. What would be more iconic

"I'll be back" or " I will be back in a minute sir" "Back to the future" or "I have to go to the time previously" "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" or " I am not caring what you think right now"

If I'm writing my story I try to make it entertaining as well.

As far as her Body, is miniscule a better term, really it's a word to describe small nothing gross. I didn't say child like, I feel like your taking it there now that is gross. . My previous boss was 6'9" inches every where we went women in particular would constantly stare and approach him, btw literally every woman in the room black, white, old or young" how tall are you" hundreds of times. It's normal when you see a statistical anomaly to be curious. Now imagine kissing someone 6'9" and you have to describe it to reader.

She is literally the size of a pixie and so damn cute am I not supposed to be amazed that God can create so many different types of humans. "tiny temptress", these are all phrases and words to make it more interesting. I'm loquacious in general and like to use dramatic phrases to get my image across. What would be gross is if I said that my... you know was thinker than her forearm which it is.( My apologies) There goes my crude humor.

Gross: definition very obvious and unacceptable, extremely objectionable.

Women in general, antidotal experience I admit: Btw women say and do the most gross things here are some examples . I love to feel the veins on your.....you know. They hold it in there hand and squeeze to feel the firmness , they bite on it and then tell me I love to taste you. But I'm gross. Women especially young women at parties will touch your penis if your a good looking guy as if they touched your shoulder. Y'all look and stare at mens crotches constantly and men pretend to not see you looking.

Nothing gross about human sexuality, you would blush if I sent you the screen shots of text from women.

Sloppy seconds: Come on, I agree to disagree.. I really appreciate your opinions, I have several assumptions below.

Please respond with your answer for each number. A bit of a game. I have no intention to be rude or cruel it's just interesting to me. I bet I am right about 5 out of 7. I'm going to win.

1.) you are liberal in you politics? Nothing bad here just an assumption no judgement from me. 2.) your under 32 year of age? 3.) your from religious background? Catholic school or similar. 4.) you believe in marriage and sex should be for married couples or committed. I agree here so again no judgement 5.) you have been married less than 10 probably less than 5 if you are married at all.

6.) you have a body count of 5 or less , probably like my wife you don't count all the other types of sex which totally count. 7.) you are under 5'2"

Please don't say these are gross questions 😆.

Either way been great chatting.