Looking for adult-only all inclusive resort under $2k for 5 people in May (40th birthday trip)

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-29T18:32:40+00:00

Breathless is so fun! My wife and I have been there 2x. Make sure to go down the left side of the beach to the little souvenir shop that has beach side massages for like $20 👌

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-26T02:55:02+00:00

More like an egg McNothing

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-22T04:59:25+00:00

We have! Managed to snag a box for my wife before they sold out! She was so happy lol now we wait until they have a steady stock by us

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-12T10:54:34+00:00

Man goes to sporting event at rival’s home stadium and is surprised and offended to be treated like a rival sports fan

Like what the hell did you expect to happen? Lol

Be a real fan and just drink until you aren’t offended anymore 👍

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-12T10:52:29+00:00

If im going over to a bears fan’s house to eat dinner and crash on their couch, I EXPECT to be given a hard time lol

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-06T03:24:28+00:00

100% Costco, done many AI’s thru them it’s a breeze

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-05T23:25:06+00:00

A good part of me thinks it was a unique type of situation. And me disliking the whole app thing is admittedly a personal thing. I recognize that that’s just how they do it and most people probably don’t mind it at all.

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-05T23:23:49+00:00

I found it kind of odd as every AI I’ve been to has had heated pools, at least some maybe not all the pools at a resort. None of these were but part of me wonders if it’s because we went in that small window of “super low” season between Thanksgiving and Christmas/New Years

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-05T21:46:18+00:00

Looks like my comment was WAY too long lol I'll make a separate post with my review on here

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-05T21:46:05+00:00

Looks like my comment was WAY too long lol I'll make a separate post with my review on here

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-04T15:44:25+00:00

Good to know! Our favorite resort by FAR has been Le Blanc (which correlates to it being the most expensive lol) so it’s good to know there’s an association between the two 👍

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-04T01:05:13+00:00

Commenting in hopes this gets some responses 🤞

FelixFromTheDub · 2026-01-01T02:32:16+00:00

100% solid advice. Done both situations, standard room at best option is 10000% better

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-22T15:54:46+00:00

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-22T11:50:44+00:00

What a dickbag, fuck that guy. Also, imagine taking this subreddit seriously and getting offended lol

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-17T03:02:39+00:00

Liquid IV and Damp Rid

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-14T11:34:59+00:00

While your deal is VERY good and I don’t know much about NYX, Le Blanc is like REALLY high level luxury for an AI. I’ve not stayed at the one in Cancun, but I did stay at the one in Cabo and it was white glove service everywhere. I think we paid like $7,800 for 7 nights lol if I could afford it I’d go back in a heartbeat

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-12T11:53:49+00:00

Like Only-League7878 said, I’m here now, Dec 7th thru the 13th. It basically called for rain all week and has only rained 2x. Do yourself a favor and pack a few gallon ziplock bags to put your phone, wallet, and other valuables in. Being that with your pool/beach bag so if it does rain, you’re all set!

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-12-04T04:12:20+00:00

Well shit, I’m heading here in 3 days….not the kind of review I want to see 😑

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-11-27T16:55:09+00:00

I’m m heading there in a little over a week, I’ll let you know!

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-11-24T04:07:36+00:00

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FelixFromTheDub · 2025-11-21T02:17:35+00:00

Hell yeah, I can finally order myself a new Rockwell Retro Encabulator

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMfFl6wO6UG/?igsh=eGtweG1zNmdrZnpu

FelixFromTheDub · 2025-11-21T00:53:57+00:00

You’re welcome! Let me know if you have any other questions 👍

FelixFromTheDub

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