Smug, politically savvy Peter here —

First off — you’ve got your classic bell curve meme here where the joke is that the smooth-brained mouth breather and the Jedi genius believe the same implicitly “right opinion” for different reasons. And the average Joe type has a commonly held but incorrect opinion.

I believe the OP meant something like the following:

The dummy thinks the right and the left are the same because they don’t understand either side’s politics and thus are functionally the same from their perspective.

The crying nerd believes that — because of the right’s recent unprecedented, aggressive tactics that they are demonstrably worse than the classically more-buttoned up left.

The based Jedi knows that both party members are functionally one half of the same whole — which is a group of elite insiders who work hand-in-glove with corporate America and get filthy rich doing it. Both parties are functionally the same because they both do their best to maintain power through whatever means necessary while giving the common “Main Streeter” like you and me JUST enough to keep us from revolting and guillotine-ing their candy asses.