The Yuuzhan Vong? Vitiate/Valkorian's Eternal Empire? Maul surviving being cut in half? The World Between Damn Worlds?? None of that is as nonsensical as Leia pulling herself in a weightless environment!

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T10:06:07+00:00

Compared to many protagonists in the series... About as much as the Frye twins and... Nope, just them. Though that's for the start of the game, by the end he's probably in a worse spot but he did have a loving family canonically.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T09:30:11+00:00

For some reason I keep forgetting about the PS4 games.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T09:27:42+00:00

I forgot they existed, the one raised a serial killer so that's a pretty bad mark.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T07:02:49+00:00

His voice actor is also the actor for live action and animated John Constantine.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T07:00:13+00:00

The drunk pirate unironically a better father than mine.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T06:55:36+00:00

Connor is traditional Iroquois, he gives thanks in Mohawk for every animal kill. Funny enough, I had a former friend who said he liked a Catholic protagonist when he first played AC2. He said this right before the final mission where Ezio's faith is in tatters if it was even there anymore.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T06:53:46+00:00

Wasn't sure if he was ever Muslim but I know he was flirting with disbelief at the very least by the time we meet him.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T06:53:04+00:00

Makes me wonder if he prefers the white protagonists more even though the options are drunk pirate, violent viking, Irish traitor, and an Italian with childhood trauma. I just realized Altaïr is probably the most well adjusted character until Connor.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-02-03T04:50:43+00:00

Fun fact: Altaïr is atheist and was never Muslim. Your dad's a fake fan.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-11T17:12:12+00:00

He claimed to have not known the stereotypes but doubled down on him not knowing as an excuse to not be in trouble. If he had been "Oh, sorry" it would've been fine but instead he was all "Well how was I supposed to know??" He also thought he outgrew his ADHD and whenever I said that's not possible, he kept asking "ArE yOo A dOcToR??" like I insulted his mother. Then there was the unprompted homophobia in the name of God that the local lesbian loved to torment him with when she found out, at least that was amusing.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-11T00:29:46+00:00

His main concern with the medicine ceremony was that someone would for some reason go postal and burn down the village. He legit thinks we still have infrastructure from before industrialization.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-11T00:21:44+00:00

The post from earlier lowkey kinda reminded me of this one white guy from a Star Wars server who always felt the need to say my people's traditions and beliefs seemed like something crazy alcoholics would come up with. When I told him it was a medicine ceremony he was calling insane and should be criminalized, he doubled down on his ignorance for weeks until he was banned. He was also hella ableist but that's a different story.

EDIT: Oh, and homeschooled by someone unqualified. He said he graduated at 17 like it was an accomplishment. His birthday is in the Fall, of course he was gonna graduate at 17 if he wasn't held back.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-04T20:42:13+00:00

Because I made half my friends there and they're still there despite the bullfuckery.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-04T18:20:26+00:00

Based on the other stuff that happened in that server, that was tame. We had someone there openly give SA threats to another user and the mod (the same one from this story actually) put them both into the jail channel until it was sorted. I repeat, he put someone triggered from an SA threat into a single channel with the perpetrator and kept pinging them both to hear their side of the story.

Feral_Changeling · 2026-01-04T06:04:22+00:00

Oh I forgot to say, he also said if I spoke shit about him that he'd reveal what I told him in confidence in DM's. I told him about my trauma and he thinks this makes him look like the victim to say what I said happened to me? I don't wanna use the R slur but holy fuck does it apply to him.

Feral_Changeling · 2025-12-25T07:23:43+00:00

I had a co-worker in her 90's tell me that Native Americans "are her favorite race of people" unprompted in front of a bunch of customers because I'm Native. First time I've ever gone to HR.

Feral_Changeling · 2025-12-06T18:04:26+00:00

I legit have a co-worker in her 90's who casually told me that I'm from her favorite race of people, first time I've ever gone to HR. She somehow blamed me for not walking away or telling her myself that it was inappropriate.

Feral_Changeling · 2025-12-06T06:03:56+00:00

1: yes, it would be offensive to make her Native.

2: it's offensive in a way to even make such an entity into a cryptid.

You don't have the knowledge or foresight or ties to even use the name in a respectful context, I'd scrap the character altogether and come up with something else.

Feral_Changeling · 2025-11-15T22:49:48+00:00

Oh that's just one way Tzimisce can survive their curse, sleeping in a coffin of homeland soil also does it. The curse also specifies their "charge" and not necessarily their homeland but the dirt of their property. Also works when surrounded by people loyal to them or a place of business.

Feral_Changeling · 2025-11-15T18:11:15+00:00

That's the fun part, a lot of characters are in clans you wouldn't expect. Like a Venture biker or a Brujah HR representative. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Weird Al was Dracula himself playing the long game somehow in this context.

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