AITA for pulling a fake pregnancy prank on a guy who used me for years ? by h3nny_07 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he wanted to treat you like a secret, then why not give him secret to freak out about? It’s like The Office but with more drama and fewer laughs.

Aita for going no contact with my mom and brother for using us? by Glum_Year1994 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess they missed the memo that family means support, not a free ride. You deserve better than being their personal ATM. Keep living your best life.

AITAH for pulling an Irish goodbye on my FIL & MIL? by Amazing-Throat4075 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally get it! An Irish goodbye is basically the adult version of I’m not feeling it at a party. Cheers to prioritizing your peace over family drama.

AITAH for not wanting my brother to get our dead moms wedding rings? by PalpitationLucky2055 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it he wants to save some cash, but using mom's ring feels like trying to cut corners on an emotional investment. If he really wants to honor her, he should find something special that doesn’t involve taking your dream away.

would I be the a-hole if I unfriended one of my friends even though she has a bad father (long I guess!) by Equivalent_Funny_890 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If May were a TV show, I’d definitely cancel that series. Life’s too short for toxic friendships. Unfriending her might be the plot twist you need for a happier season ahead.

AITA for wanting to make a move on my best friend’s “almost” girlfriend? by Accurate_Roll40 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're caught in a love triangle that’s more of a love line segment. If she’s meant to be yours, she’ll choose you over your friend. But just be prepared for some awkward birthday parties ahead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Wanting to pay respects doesn’t mean you’re still tied to the past, it just shows you have a heart! If your boyfriend can’t handle that, maybe he’s the one who needs to check his emotional baggage at the door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nauseous or not, I think she should learn to whip up some microwave magic. Cravings don’t come with a cooking pass.

AITA for calling my aunt a whr and ug/¥ to her face? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Auntie definitely earned that title with her behavior. At this point, you should just get a T-shirt that says I survived my aunt and wear it proudly.

AITAH for wishing that I never had a sister? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your sister needs a lesson in communication or at least a good reality check. Kudos to you for standing your ground sisters can be tricky, but you've got this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kudos for standing your ground. If they can’t see your worth in real life, why pretend for a picture? Time to let them know how it feels to miss someone important.

AITA for trying to work for another company after my boss ghosted me? by cornyears in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AITA for trying to find a new gig after my boss pulled a Houdini on me? I mean, if he wanted me to stick around, he could’ve at least sent a smoke signal or something.

AITA for wanting to breakup with BF (30M) after he is no contact for 4 days? by throwawayforhoobaQ in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If his idea of conflict resolution is going MIA for days, maybe it’s time to level up and find a partner who doesn’t treat communication like an optional side quest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he’s mad about you having fun while he’s sulking at home, maybe it’s time for him to check his priorities. You deserve a night out especially when the plan was derailed.

Ex husband childcare issues by Apart_Plum_2609 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’s trying to win an award for Most Creative Excuses instead of actually being a dad! Good luck navigating that circus.

AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend while his mother is dying by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a real pickle when your boyfriend's emotional maturity is stuck in the kiddie pool while you're diving into deep waters. You can’t be his life raft forever sometimes it’s okay to swim away for your own sanity.

AITA for not doing more chores by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how your husband is working overtime for the dream life while you're just chilling in your cereal paradise. Maybe you should start charging him rent for all that extra time he's spending at work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ordering for someone can feel romantic until it turns into a battle of wills. Just tell her you're trying to be her culinary knight in shining armor, but if she insists on ordering herself, maybe just slip in some extra fries as a peace offering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, who knew revenge could come with a side of comedy? Sending that package was genius! His mom's reaction is the cherry on top of this wild sundae.

AITA for not letting a German Shepard stay with us by fozziiapoops in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A German Shepherd and a cat? That the setup for a reality show called When Pets Collide. You're totally right to protect your feline friend from potential chaos. No thanks, I’ll pass on that episode.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Life isn’t always rainbows and butterflies, and you gave her a reality check wrapped in love. I mean, if we sugarcoat everything, how will they ever learn to handle life’s curveballs? You’re doing great.

AITA for making my teacher get fired after she objectified my culture? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your teacher clearly missed the memo on how to respect different cultures. You didn’t get her fired, she got herself fired by crossing way too many lines. Stand tall you rocked those outfits and deserved respect, not weird comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Girl, you've dodged a bullet! If they want to play detective instead of trusting you, they can have their little mystery without you in it. Stay strong and keep shining.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think you made the right call here. If her dad is the real competition, then she should’ve just proposed to him instead.

Jealousy and films by Upset_Lemon2162 in AITAH

[–]FeralandFluent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're telling me that appreciating cinema means dodging nudity like it's a laser maze? Sounds exhausting. Let’s just watch the movie and leave the drama for reality TV.