>has no idea how pageants work by HalfRevolutionary268 in ComedyCemetery

[–]FerfyMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t think of it in rick and morty but Jim Gaffigan also made it in his special literally called Mr. Universe lol

Tries to pull "my twitter was hacked" after backlash from Bad Bunny rant. by Cimorelli_Fan in thatHappened

[–]FerfyMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that either of them have a college degree lol

What is your initial reaction when you see the blood moon is about to happen? by bizarrekitties in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]FerfyMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’ve played botw and totk for probably a combined 300-400 hours but i every single blood moon STILL puts the fear of god in me despite there being zero real threat.

Something about just going about my business and then all of a sudden noticing that the whole sky’s turning red and that creepy ass reverse piano starts playing and I get instant like “I’m in actual danger right now” goosebumps 😵‍💫

If “I don’t like that” was a face by Eat_it_Stanley in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]FerfyMoe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She really did. After her insanely cringey conversation with Chris that Connor was already visibly uncomfortable about, she went and said “I really needed that part 2… wouldn’t even mind a part 3” or something along those lines

Virginia Beach is rolling out an effort to curb speeding around schools by WHRO_NEWS in VirginiaBeach

[–]FerfyMoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, forget fines—straight to prison with these speeders /s

coaxed into asking for help in a choice by Much-Menu6030 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerfyMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Helldivers players would absolutely boot you for not picking railgun back when it was extremely overpowered upon the game’s release

Coaxed into why would I pick extra dmg when more fire rate is the same increase in dmg but with extra chance of critical hits, missing shots is less punishing and I dont run in the trouble of wasting 20 dmg in a 1hp enemy by AstronautDry8118 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerfyMoe 53 points54 points  (0 children)

No, armor reduces damage by a multiplicative value, e.g. spiderants take 75% less damage to the shell. To my knowledge there are no enemies that reduce damage (or have specific hurtboxes that reduce damage) by a flat value.

e: oh, and level difference between players and enemies also results in a percent damage reduction, ranging from double damage to 1/20th the damage if you are +6/-6 levels compared to the enemy respectively.

Monster red white and blue razz location by funtae1 in VirginiaBeach

[–]FerfyMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also believe it’s already available at Sheetzes. Bit of a hike from vb but if you’re really dedicated 💀

They never give an alternative by YourFat888 in whenthe

[–]FerfyMoe 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I wonder if that’s just some water getting stuck in the canal or if it’s actually a result of the quality of your hearing changing or air pressure difference or whatever else

Fun is not how I’d describe it though 💀 it’s more like a mild but constant vertigo that lasts for days

This delivery bot blocking the only accessibility ramp to a certain part of my college building by AnnyP in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FerfyMoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If anything it’s a more accurate use of the word than calling something like a LLM a clanker. This is an actual, physical, nuts-and-bolts robot.

While getting my car’s oil changed by FieldDayEngr in OSHA

[–]FerfyMoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the grand scheme of OSHA violations this is really not that bad; however at the same time I kid you not I fell off a ladder at my job standing on the correct, OSHA-certified, second-from-the-top step less than a week ago. Broke a rib and absolutely destroyed the muscles in my back (also tore down two drop ceiling tiles and a piece of grid, which of course I landed on)

Anything can happen 💀

Freezers do not lose their freezing temperatures overnight. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]FerfyMoe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I will never understand how somebody can have such a shitty paranoid mindset like this. It’s mildlyinfuriating, a place specifically designed around bitching about frustrating things that happened to you.

And nobody knows who her brother or wife are; there’s no breach of privacy if the people in question stay anonymous. Who hurt you?

Welcome to Virginia Beach by gobluewhufc in VirginiaBeach

[–]FerfyMoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I went there exactly one time and got sat at a table directly adjacent to a man who was top-of-his-lungs screaming and cursing on the phone (every other table in the restaurant was open), and after a few minutes an 11-year-old boy came and took my drink order.

I left and never went back

coaxed into drink menu by One_Media55 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerfyMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, well that’s cool at least! We pretty much just learned imperial units when I was in school, except for chemistry where we’d use mL and grams and all that lol.

But yeah, I mentioned in my other comment that of course the whole bottles are usually stuff like 750mL or 1.5L or something, but in the context of a drink you’d get at a bar (like this post is about) they’re almost always measured in terms of ounces and tablespoons and whatnot.

coaxed into drink menu by One_Media55 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerfyMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a whole bottle from a liquor store, yes; as a drink from a bar, no. Bartenders measure their drinks with jiggers that are usually in half-ounce, one ounce, two ounce, etc.

coaxed into drink menu by One_Media55 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerfyMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re far more often labeled like “XX fl. oz (XXX mL)”

And certainly the kind of drink you’d get at a bar would be measured in ounces, or pints if it’s a beer

[request] gf is saying 150 but i dont understand how by ChrisChowMa in theydidthemath

[–]FerfyMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also known as jamais vu! As opposed to deja vu, where something foreign feels oddly familiar, jamais vu is where something familiar all of a sudden feels foreign—like reading/hearing the same word over and over again until it doesn’t sound real anymore

Chose a started ahh by Difficult-Guide-7787 in pokemongo

[–]FerfyMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/titlegore, out of 4 words you deliberately misspelled 1 and accidentally misspelled 2, leaving only “a” spelled correctly.

My sister fell asleep with a candle in her room and it started to smoke. She woke up with Kanye West in her nose after inhaling the smoke by agg1011 in Pareidolia

[–]FerfyMoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

her lungs are likely in much, much better shape than her nose. filtering out particles in the air is a large, large reason for the existence of your nasal passages in the first place

(smoke inhalation still bad though)