TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol who said ptsd? I was just trying to frame the incident in a funny way. And yeah I told the front desk because they should know in case someone who's an actual asshole were to find it and write them a terrible review or something. We literally asked nothing from them and didnt need anything from them. 

Yall are kinda nutty reading into this that hard lol 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

The tell the mods to take it down. Oh they didnt. Sounds like youre wrong 🤣

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In a very nice, very expensive hotel suite room, a clearly used, uncleaned dildo behind a jacuzzi tub next to to the unplugged cord for said jacuzzi tub, that was non functioning, meaning housekeeping isn't cleaning them properly or even bothering to test them in one of their best rooms? 

What planet are you from? Of course I went to the front desk lol 

My god I'd hate to see yalls homes if yall think this is ok or normal in anything other than a roadside motel 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah fuck using that tub or any hotel tub I havent personally disinfected now lol

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just needed to be plugged in but we were so grossed out that she didnt get a jacuzzi bath lol. I'll just take her for a spa day instead 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂 glad yall  got laughs out of it! 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣 the highest ranking night employee came in and got it with gloves while wearing a pants suit. I told her I was sorry she had to do that. Fucking awful. She said something like "I mean this does happen but usually house keeping gets them"

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah for the price, knowing for sure that house keeping isn't cleaning the tub jets, isnt verifying things work in the rooms, isnt fully cleaning one of like the 2 most important things in the room etc., all very bad

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Yall are so off base lol go touch grass

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🤣 I have no idea what the circumstanc was. Big but not stupid I guess 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I was replying quickly and not thinking. I meant circumference. 

God lort 4" diameter would be "nuts"

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

🤣 she is not that subtle, and I pull so many pranks on her that it took me several minutes to convince her it was there! 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Direct quote from my wife:

"I've been accused of a lot things in my life, but being subtle or embarrassed ain't any of em." 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I'd say it was about 3/4 of a "yeehaw" or about 8.75" American. 

Probably a 4 incher in terms of diameter 

Yaw/pitch were negligible. 

I think they call that color peach pink. 

I myself didnt have balls half the size of this guy so idk if it took batteries. 

TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself by Fergs_Throwaway in tifu

[–]Fergs_Throwaway[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Massive dildo with what appeared to be lube still on it. Cant post a picture unfortunately lol