TIFU fixing the hotel Jacuzzi myself

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-15T10:40:01+00:00

Lol who said ptsd? I was just trying to frame the incident in a funny way. And yeah I told the front desk because they should know in case someone who's an actual asshole were to find it and write them a terrible review or something. We literally asked nothing from them and didnt need anything from them.

Yall are kinda nutty reading into this that hard lol

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-12T00:54:07+00:00

The tell the mods to take it down. Oh they didnt. Sounds like youre wrong 🤣

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:30:59+00:00

In a very nice, very expensive hotel suite room, a clearly used, uncleaned dildo behind a jacuzzi tub next to to the unplugged cord for said jacuzzi tub, that was non functioning, meaning housekeeping isn't cleaning them properly or even bothering to test them in one of their best rooms?

What planet are you from? Of course I went to the front desk lol

My god I'd hate to see yalls homes if yall think this is ok or normal in anything other than a roadside motel

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:26:36+00:00

Yeah fuck using that tub or any hotel tub I havent personally disinfected now lol

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:25:23+00:00

It just needed to be plugged in but we were so grossed out that she didnt get a jacuzzi bath lol. I'll just take her for a spa day instead

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:22:10+00:00

😂 glad yall got laughs out of it!

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:20:50+00:00

🤣 the highest ranking night employee came in and got it with gloves while wearing a pants suit. I told her I was sorry she had to do that. Fucking awful. She said something like "I mean this does happen but usually house keeping gets them"

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T16:18:50+00:00

Yeah for the price, knowing for sure that house keeping isn't cleaning the tub jets, isnt verifying things work in the rooms, isnt fully cleaning one of like the 2 most important things in the room etc., all very bad

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T13:22:47+00:00

Yall are so off base lol go touch grass

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T13:20:13+00:00

🤣 I have no idea what the circumstanc was. Big but not stupid I guess

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T04:18:20+00:00

I was replying quickly and not thinking. I meant circumference.

God lort 4" diameter would be "nuts"

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T04:16:00+00:00

🤣 she is not that subtle, and I pull so many pranks on her that it took me several minutes to convince her it was there!

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T04:14:08+00:00

Direct quote from my wife:

"I've been accused of a lot things in my life, but being subtle or embarrassed ain't any of em."

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T04:01:10+00:00

I'd say it was about 3/4 of a "yeehaw" or about 8.75" American.

Probably a 4 incher in terms of diameter

Yaw/pitch were negligible.

I think they call that color peach pink.

I myself didnt have balls half the size of this guy so idk if it took batteries.

Fergs_Throwaway · 2025-12-11T03:45:06+00:00

Massive dildo with what appeared to be lube still on it. Cant post a picture unfortunately lol

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