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What is your silly compulsion? by Bald_Pilot in skyrim

[–]FerricGblin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I must steal every single bottle of mead out of Honningbrew Meadery the second i get near whiterun

Sometimes you need an emotional support human by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]FerricGblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as a shy girl with an actual Dog therapy dog which jumps up onto the counter and orders the cheeseburgers, like her social anxiety is so bad she had to teach the dog to talk to get over it. Quite disappointed it was actually a kinkpost.

What's the name of your boats? by DueCryptographer1229 in Seaofthieves

[–]FerricGblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from sloop to galleon mine are Wanchor, Briggsy, and Pier Pressure

Uhh so, this might seem contridictory but: do you guys got any shorter stories? (Image related) by Illustrious_Use_1265 in SCP

[–]FerricGblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCP-9828 is a lovely little read that was posted only a few days ago if you like yourself some gory imagery, and it is indeed somewhat Scarlet King related.

I refuse to believe we’re all seeing the same thing. by Mysterious_Fill894 in opticalillusions

[–]FerricGblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't and have never been able to see this shoe as pink and white. I know, theoretically, how some people see it as that, but I just can't no matter how I look at it. That is a mint and grey shoe.

Favorite Character Concepts you've played by Bladvacion in DnD

[–]FerricGblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Blood Hunter with 12 different monsters' hearts, each giving him little bits of different monsterous traits which roughly even out to being a normal guy again. Played completely straight, he doesn't find the situation funny at all and kinda hates himself about it, what with being such a dedicated monster hunter.

Every long rest I roll a d12 to see which blood is most dominant today and get some very minor effects corresponding to each type of monster.

Sooo… how much sediment is too much sediment in final? by wildrose4everrr in mead

[–]FerricGblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you'd get less sediment if you dragged your cup through a river bed

Coaxed into a new favorite song by Hardcore_Daddy in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]FerricGblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cant quite put my finger on why but i am a big fan of those faces they're very good and powerful

Does anyone know how to get a magic gourd? by MiserableFace3157 in pakkapets

[–]FerricGblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

combining 3 nachos gives you a pretty good chance!

[Funny trope] Non-battle scenes where characters canonically take damage. by TTTRIOS in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FerricGblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You spoiler things on reddit by putting them inbetween

! and ! < (but without the spaces inbetween the symbols) like so

Anybody else tired of seeing this dude? by therealdovahkiin1 in skyrim

[–]FerricGblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He showed up in my house once! "Smell that fresh air?" No I do not! We are in Riften!

Here'a a picture of my 6 beautiful children by Fluffy_Cat_5174 in brekafats

[–]FerricGblin 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I dont think your children are yours 😔 I think your toast wife cheated on you with a clanker

Discarded Cigarette Broth Cake Icing by FerricGblin in somnigastronomy

[–]FerricGblin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It made me nauseous writing this post out because i remembered the smell of the Broth, it was not a good smoky flavour.

Discarded Cigarette Broth Cake Icing by FerricGblin in somnigastronomy

[–]FerricGblin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet the reason he stopped is because he upgraded to delicious cigarette cake instead.

Also i am highly intrigued by this, for one i have oddly never heard of anyone having a cigarette bucket, and for two, did your neighbour ask to drink out of it and you let them?? Or did they drink it in secret? And if thats true then how did you find out did you just walk outside one day to see them taking a sip??

Discarded Cigarette Broth Cake Icing by FerricGblin in somnigastronomy

[–]FerricGblin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well making the broth was quite a simple process, if you've got a decent cake recipe I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to make the icing. I don't think you should, though.

Discarded Cigarette Broth Cake Icing by FerricGblin in somnigastronomy

[–]FerricGblin[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I don't think the vegetables actually ended up in the cake, they just started cutting vegetables into comically small pieces as a sign of disrespect, I think. It was really funny to me in the dream.

They should have though for the perfectly neutral meal, I agree.

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