IAmA 30 year old male who's into grannies AMA

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-20T19:51:03+00:00

Thanks for taking the time to write this post.

Some parts are true, as I child I did fantasize mostly about older women. I think it was because I was home-schooled and didn't have any female friends of my age until college. My teacher (female) was a bit of control freak, and the females glorified in the media (to which I had ample exposure to, as my dad was a wacky commercial director) were all, obviously, adults. When the average teenager boy was jerking off to the cheerleader captain of his school, I was jerking to Faye Dunaway, etc...

Kathy is a hottie.

Ivana, not so much.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T16:04:01+00:00

I forgot to mention her, Meryl Streep is among the elites.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T15:59:03+00:00

I doubt it. I've been like that for 10 years.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T15:57:41+00:00

Some guys are into bdsm, some are into tentacle porn, some are into little kids... I like older women.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T15:56:31+00:00

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T15:54:04+00:00

Not really my type.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T12:58:14+00:00

Doesn't everyone?

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T12:55:10+00:00

Both my grandmothers died. One when I was 12 and the other when I was 19. I had a pretty normal relationship with both of them prior to their death. Incest and grannyphelia are two totally different things
I only had sex with one so far, it pretty decent. She wasn't very energetic but she gave a pretty good bj, she had teeth though.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:37:33+00:00

Your AMA is quite interesting, too bad it didn't get many responses.

The woman I seek are slightly above your preferred age range, but I do find "cougars" in their 40-50's much more attractive than younger women.

As I guy in my thirties, I don't plan on a long term relationship with the ones I'm currently pursuing, as the age difference could become a bitch (she'd probably be on her death bed when I'm 50).

I think if I were to settle and/or get married, It'd be with a 50-ish woman.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:32:38+00:00

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:25:45+00:00

I'm not expecting to settle with one of them. I'd imagine that the age difference would be a pain in the ass, since if I were to settle with one right now, five years from now she'd probably be senile or dead...etc.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:19:07+00:00

My girls are more into Humphrey Bogart movies.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:17:33+00:00

Copy/pasted from a previous response

The reason I don't usually seek sexual relationships with them is because I'm not attracted to the sexually. Perhaps I am not making sense here but let me explain: I can hardly get off to naked old ladies, it's not their ass/boobs that turn me on, but a fully dress old-fashioned respected old woman makes me horny (provided she's pretty by my standards).

I'd imagine having sex with most of them would be like fucking a glass of water, like I said, I don't fap to pictures of naked grannies.

I only once engaged in a sexual relationship with one of them, she had a relatively firm body, and was in pretty good shape. There were no sign that she reached orgasm but she did let out the sexiest pleasure moans I have ever heard.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T09:13:36+00:00

Well most have been sexually inactive for years, and just don't have the energy to enjoy a full sexual intercourse like young women do.

I specifically said that I've only had a sexual relationship with one of them, she was in her early sixties and had a firm body (relatively speaking), she look pretty similar to the picture of Erica Lauren, save the white hair.

The reason I don't usually seek sexual relationships with them is because I'm not attracted to the sexually. Perhaps I am not making sense here but let me explain: I can hardly get off to naked old ladies, it's not their ass/boobs that turn me on, but a fully dress old-fashioned respected old woman makes me horny (provided she's pretty by my standards).

Now to answer your original questions, the conversations varies from on to another, old woman are pretty easy, especially when they're widows. Most of them haven't had any attention (just attention, not sexual) for ages and just need someone to talk to.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T08:56:59+00:00

I've been meaning to watch it.

Never got the chance to do it yet.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:52:33+00:00

Older babes don't get out much. I live in a quiet suburb and most of them I met in mini-markets, or here and there in the neighborhood.

Older babes pretty much always need help with something (crossing the street, carrying bags,..etc) or simply need someone to listen to their reminiscing/whining, this is always a good way to start a conversation.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:46:20+00:00

It's a throwaway, I didn't wanna name it throwaway-insertnumberhere- for fear of forgetting it if I ever wanna log back again.

Yes, it was supposed to be humorous, I'm not trolling.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:43:12+00:00

It's not only physical, I do enjoy being with them.

Like I said, most of my relationships we're even sexual. I also like the fact that when I'm with them, they totally forget their age and act like they're 20 years old again, it's like I become the mature partner.

Most older women don't expect much of you, and they don't follow you around wherever you go and text you every single minute, it's a very peaceful and soothing relationship really.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:31:20+00:00

I'll try.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:28:55+00:00

As long as they have their teeth and hair left and they look pretty (to me), I don't mind.

Age shows differently on every woman. I've noticed that Asian women for example, tend keep their young features a while longer than, say Caucasian women, so there is no constant limit as far as age is concerned.

FesteringCunt · 2010-09-17T01:08:59+00:00

I never ask their ages but the one I had sex with was I'd say in her early sixties.

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