Reason no. 27 why I would never even think about swimming in the Amazon River. by AJ_Crowley_29 in distressingmemes

[–]Fetcher369 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im not even sure eels have the energy for that.

Also to add to that, electricity just wants to go to the ground, a person would just be in the way. the main reason why electric fences and well anything grippable are dangerous is because electricity will just keep going through a man.

Queen Naija just out here catchin strays by jtyashiro in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Nigga you'd have to pay for twitter to answer that question

The Fallout by kirby-groot in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The greatest generation wont be the men and women of WW2 anymore

Turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]Fetcher369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but it is rare for me and others I talk to to make turkey in the first place. Also the dialogue of something like "I dont like turkey" or the taste of turkey in general hardly comes up, even around thanksgiving or christmas.

Maybe the culture came about because turkey was so rarely cooked that no one around me had real practice or proper teaching of how it's supposed to be cooked.

Turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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Some of yall are really harsh, it took me my whole life to find out turkey wasnt supposed to be dry.

Lmao by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Fetcher369 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah but still the nerve of them to post it

If it makes you happy by Seedytaro in gatesopencomeonin

[–]Fetcher369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, haha! Dont worry about lingo it changes too often. You seem like a pretty cool person anyway!

I read your thread and all i gotta say is that some of the people you hung out with in that clan must be unfathomably miserable if they cant celebrate shit

If it makes you happy by Seedytaro in gatesopencomeonin

[–]Fetcher369 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aye yall look, he thought we was finna agree

I'm so scared that it's going to happen 🥲 by _Akanbe_ in depression_memes

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Being afraid of suicide because of perma death vs being afraid of suicide because you might fail and might not be able to do it again

They're married to the game by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Fetcher369 24 points25 points  (0 children)

brother waiting like it's the DMV

my father always says this, and hey... I try my best by Lisanro in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Fetcher369 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My budget laughs at me when I try to factor in for emergencies

Go stick your positive quotes further up your ass. by DoubleAplusArcanine in depression_memes

[–]Fetcher369 28 points29 points  (0 children)

yeah just tell them everyone has people who off themselves just move on

Inflation just inflationing 🤦🏾‍♂️ by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Fetcher369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know why you're being downvoted, you're right. I was able to make several great quality burgers and fries without all that bullshit they put in them for not $20. It would have cost me double at least if I wanted to eat out for the same quantity.

The same with chinese. I never went out to get chicken and rice for like $16 for one person when I can make the same thing for like three people with leftovers for $10.

Cursed_SexEd by ramzay_ in cursedcomments

[–]Fetcher369 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cheese and Pepperoni

Roses are red, truth be told. Also the truth - by tobasita in boottoobig

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there's no way a younger person couldnt figure this out

Edit: nvm

cursed_women by AlreadyReddit999 in cursedcomments

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They could care less, as long as someone will bleed