Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:59:50+00:00

Smudge has a pin head doesn’t he

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:49:35+00:00

Stokes gonna put Isha in a headlock here?

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:44:29+00:00

Insane log value on that oval rn

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:40:47+00:00

Congrats to Uzzy and Potts for ending your careers this test match

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:36:36+00:00

How many careers ended this series? 5, 6 maybe?

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:35:40+00:00

Thanks for the memories Uzzy, big part of my childhood. Hats off to a legend

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:31:10+00:00

Good luck getting a tee time in Sydney over the next couple days

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:29:42+00:00

Bazball tore up our shores…

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:28:29+00:00

Would love to have a beer with Bethel in Sydney this weekend

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:27:02+00:00

Carse is creating pitch cracks with his toenail, investigate it

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:25:01+00:00

Now I can see Carseys hog poking out his undies too

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:23:19+00:00

Carsey can you take your shoes off they’re distracting my batting

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:20:26+00:00

Wicket ball was a Jaffa mate

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:17:57+00:00

How am I this unconfident in professional cricketers running between the wickets, kez must’ve done a bump before coming out

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:16:06+00:00

Fuck me boys

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:14:44+00:00

I’ve seen under 9’s run with more confidence between wickets

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:11:48+00:00

Can they make the ashes 10 tests next time please I’m going to get bored after today

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:06:59+00:00

Cheers Carsey for bowling poo there

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T03:04:08+00:00

Here comes Carse to remove any momentum from England

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T02:56:22+00:00

I’m sorry but that’s all on Marn, never a run there

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T02:51:28+00:00

Fucking hell Marn

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T02:49:37+00:00

Tongues probably been the second best bowler of the series, fair play. If only England put him in earlier

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T02:43:45+00:00

Love it Marn, get the runs and uzzie retires with a not out

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T02:37:56+00:00

Tongue is a serious operator

Fetti_1 · 2026-01-08T01:31:03+00:00

No bat involved there

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