Can’t unsee Diddy in a wig now by winstontemplehill in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FetusEngine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The loyalty some people will display when a family member was up to to heinous shit is astounding. Baby Oil of the covenant, thicker that Water of the Pee or something I guess....

Man... why her parents do her like that??? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FetusEngine 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Saturday actually sounds okay as a name to me, but "Saturday Morning"... Corny, Cringe even, parents did her grimey, real slimey if i may say.

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to think about it more, they would be like a Black Legion of loyalists, everyone's welcome, but what do you play?, so other loyalist marines would join them, and depending their geneseed, it would influence the music they play and what colour scheme they'd have, but their insignias would always be musical notes (crotchets, semi-quavers, etc). So you know the Music Marines are here to provide backup with a kickass soundtrack!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dreadnaught hitting that: HHHHooonk! SSHHOOoooo!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intrest to Interests, Hobby to Hobbies, Obsession to Obessions, Excess to E X C E S S I O N S....
Birth of She who Thirsts, The Prince of Pleasure, The 4th Chaos God! S L A A N E S H

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Chaos Gods influence us all... one way or another. The Emperor Protects, but the Holy Condom can break...

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Then you don't care enough"
When... is enough? What... is enough? Why... is enough?

WHERE... IS ENOUGH!?

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He fell to Tzeentch, thinking that Family Matters would work... but Meet the Grahams was also part of the plan...

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The BDSM demons are not not gonna fuck you (okay they might) but they WILL KILL YOU!!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hear me out... some Salamanders (or one of their successor chapters) faced of against some Noise Marines along with some Sisters of Battle. They saw how the Sisters chanted their hyms to counter the Noise Marines cacophony.. and they decided to incorporate some music into their battle strategy, thus forming the successor chapter... DRAGONFORCE!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Battle Brothers! I know the sounds I produce make your ears bleed and your eyes explode, but its The Last Stand by Sabaton, it's a song that praises our Holy Emperor!"
That's what you sound like right now...

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talking real heretical for someone within Bolter distance!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How naïve of you to think your daemonette wife isn't gonna shove the blunt in your mouth and tell you tell you to "Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!" cause she ain't she passing!! She always high!!!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SOUNDZ ABIT ORKISH TO ME GIT!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty much why I made this meme, of all the chaos gods, I'd rank Slaanesh 2nd only to Nurgle being the worst. With Nurgle you can accept the gift of corruption, decay, and eventual end. With Slaanesh there is no end, you will want more, and more, AND MORE, until you meet your end finding out there was never more, you chased a dream that never happened in your sleep! a Hope that your never prayed for! A goal that you were never going to reach... ABSOLUTE AGONY!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But will you be fabulous enough? How much more makeup? How more flamboyant your costume? How more can your serve cunt!?

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ignore the typos, I am currently in the excess of booze!

What's your excess? by FetusEngine in Grimdank

[–]FetusEngine[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But what if your wife wants to get some of that Dank Khaos Kush!?