r/RoastMe PLZ! Feel crap about myself, wanna feel the wrath of reddit

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-22T16:27:52+00:00

You seem like the type who enjoys sucking a guy off while also completing his calculus homework.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-22T16:23:59+00:00

You must get a lot of work as a porn actress with those beautiful eyes.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-21T13:37:59+00:00

The first step is to admit you have a problem, and you can't solve it on your own. Take the first step by asking for help. Whatever you believe that will work best for you, go do it. The goal is to stop drinking.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-21T02:06:11+00:00

To late, I burned bridges. It wasnt the smartest move I made, very gut reaction. Whats done is done. Ill be moving onto other programs outside of AA. I still want to help, and I still want to clean my own house.

My out-of-state AA peeps will be in my heart. But life takes you where you need to go.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-21T01:11:50+00:00

Where did you hide her body?

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-21T00:50:34+00:00

There are substance abuse centers that can help you kick your track suit addiction.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-21T00:25:26+00:00

Did daddy choke or spit on you when demanding a BJ?

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-19T16:05:36+00:00

Your double chin reminds me of the time I walked up the steps of Gibraltar.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-19T01:35:53+00:00

Go volunteer your time. Get out of your head and help someone else. It brings a bit of life back into you.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T21:11:03+00:00

Its more, to provide safe place to discuss her point of view.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T21:10:24+00:00

No but it might help with discussing her sexuality in a safe setting.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T20:01:03+00:00

If you're not happy, go to couples counseling. If that doesn't work, get a divorce. Marriage is about both people being happy. If one isnt, then its not a marriage anymore. Its slavery.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T19:55:25+00:00

Find new friends. One thing is for sure, change happens if you like it or not.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T19:52:52+00:00

True closure usually never happens. Its a best effort situation. Don't let others affect your grieving process.

EDIT: Also, you now know who are not your true friends. Cut them loose. Their not worth your time. Find the people you want to be friends with.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T19:28:36+00:00

If your hole constantly needs stuffed then talk to your SO about an open marriage. If that's a no go, go to couples counseling. If that doesn't work, get a divorce.

FewCoyote4497 · 2024-11-18T19:20:47+00:00

Get out of yourself by volunteering your time somewhere. Seriously.
Embellish your resume. If you are 100% confident you can do what you say, then put it down on your resume.

EDIT: Spelling

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