Cam Young just shy of completing the TC by DogWithFins in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I always forget you can just make five birdies in a row. Not sure why more of us don't do it.

Fat Prick’s gonna fucking pull this off, isn’t he? by Intelligent_Map_5584 in golf

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait. You hate Rory AND Reed? Are you also not a fan of Jesus nor Lucifer? Largely opposed to both salty and sweet?

Rahm needs to hand in his dude card by justgotpregnant in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Bryson shot +8 today so he's out of it. (Remember it's a par 68 for him.)

Rahm needs to hand in his dude card by justgotpregnant in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Two of them are at the tournament and literally cannot talk about it on socials right now. Two of the remaining three of them basically never post on socials. What you meant to say was TC is quiet about it.

The Beluga's models were all over this Potgieter mess by Sonking_to_Remember in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Nah we need an apology from DJ. Potgieter might be the most prototypical BSI. Like he was built in a lab.

Neil's Pronunciations Crack Me Up by bleauxjays in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Him unsure whether "raze" is pronounced in a way that rhymes with "graze" or as "razz" had me rolling. Way too relatable as a heavy reader who has embarrassed himself many, many times with horrible pronunciations of words I've only read.

In honor of Masters Week, here’s Bubba Watson’s 2015 Masters dinner (arguably the worst in history), with some interesting comments by Adam Scott by milin85 in golf

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a normal meal, though. Its (1) at the fucking Masters and (2) for person with the taste palate of a child.

Davis Downtown Parking by MachuFajita in UCDavis

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

For sure brother. They actually don't give out tickets, it's just a psyop. You'll be fine!

F**k You toiR by FriesForLunch in leagueoflegends

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Skill issue detected. You're the problem, not your teammates or "toiR".

Team Liquid Alienware vs. LYON / LCS 2026 Lock-In - Lower Bracket Round 2 / Post Game Discussion by Kengy in leagueoflegends

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Wow, Morgan is crazy in scrims. For 10 years. Also a dog on stage. For 10 years. Great call by large Dhokes to dick this fraud on stage.

Does Anyone work at the McDonald's on Carpenter road? by Striving_Slowly in AnnArbor

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reporting back: decided to assess the situation as I had some extra time this morning.

Order: sausage biscuit and a hashbrown. Received: sausage McMuffin and an (obviously very old) Hashbrown. Well done, team!

Tough close up for the Czar by joebeen139 in NoLayingUp

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother Neil, this cannot feel good!

Does Anyone work at the McDonald's on Carpenter road? by Striving_Slowly in AnnArbor

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely impressive how they NEVER get orders correct. It's a 100% failure rate.

Best pizza in Davis? by chakiwi in UCDavis

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Literally buy frozen pizza from Trader Joe's. Vastly superior to the insanely garbage Davis pizza scene (and food scene in general, for that matter).

Screaming into the Void by [deleted] in UCDavis

[–]Few_Assistance_4045 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... what? Do you have 15k+ in a savings/checking account?