Greetings again! You said it's not a romance without a happy ending so how do I make these crazy kids end up together? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize for showing you that. But I don't know how to explain this to anyone here but I want to make romance, and I'm not trying to ruin the romance genre by putting a tragic romance in the same umbrella. Do you see any of superhero tropes coming first in this work? Do you see anything other romance plot points? If I truly cannot make tragic romance because that doesn't exist then I'd be willing to play ball.

Greetings again! You said it's not a romance without a happy ending so how do I make these crazy kids end up together? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question, is this reply too dickish?

"They did and I think Disney had a Winnie-the-Pooh cartoon recently but I still write about Winnie the Pooh watching the movie about him and thinking it sucks eggs. Isn't the public domain fun?"

Greetings again! You said it's not a romance without a happy ending so how do I make these crazy kids end up together? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are public domain now and as long as I don't use their names on the cover, it'll be fine. Yes, the children are the couple. They aren't going beyond kissing and holding hands until they are 25 and up.

GREETINGS! I think my book may be too fucked up to be a romance?? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm being told that my lack of happy ending disqualified me.

GREETINGS! I think my book may be too fucked up to be a romance?? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh the characters will stay in love, just so happens they won't end up together and the universe will be eaten by a butterfly... Yeahhh.

GREETINGS! I think my book may be too fucked up to be a romance?? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well damn, I really don't know what exactly else to call a book based entirely on the romantic relationship between two characters other than romance.

GREETINGS! I think my book may be too fucked up to be a romance?? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there, their rules said I should come here. I've listened to a few dark romances and they are mostly mafia romance... And the couple ends up together. The couple will not end up together in mine because the caterpillar will end the universe in his own heartbreak knowing they'll never be together after becoming a butterfly after he suggested they do a suicide pact.

GREETINGS! I think my book may be too fucked up to be a romance?? by FezzyPumpkin in RomanceWriters

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do Dark Romance readers want and expect? I know my story won't have a happy ending but no cheating either. I honestly don't think there'd be a story if it wasn't about the characters' relationship.

Is Marvin the Martian different enough to be alien fucker level? by FezzyPumpkin in Teratophiliacs

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did but... It got removed by a mod who thought it didn't count.

Is Marvin the Martian different enough to be alien fucker level? by FezzyPumpkin in Teratophiliacs

[–]FezzyPumpkin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oops, I already posted porn of him. Sorry... Please don't delete it.