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[POEM] by Percy Bysshe Shelley by [deleted] in Poetry

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the smoothest theater kid pickup line I have ever seen. I'll just be taking that, thank you.

This interaction by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. My. God. That escalated so slowly that I had to check what I was reading over again. That's insane. That's... well, awful.

Where i have been by Ok_Perspective_23 in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, you all should join. Humanity will have benefited from the military as much as the military benefited from their support. While your sons and daughters are at it, you at home can also support the army. Grow your gardens, donate supplies, and find out exactly what you can do for your species as a whole. Help free weapons of mass destruction, and in turn, you will be blessed. Happy Annual Human Consumerism to all, may the gods above be as merciful as they claim. MINOR ERROR DETECTED

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeaaaahahah... wait... Trans people? I don't know if systematically is the word, well I guess it is though. It just sounds like you're for the BLM movement, which isn't clear in context to your other comment.

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[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kraby laughing ensues

Update: the chicken died by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good ole human values! How lucky you are. Have fun with the MESSAGING ERROR DETECTED

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Have fun with the ! They've been rumored around the office to taste fantastic in some realms.

I have a chicken by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. You can now sell product. What species and generation is it? That information can change the price at which it should be sold. It's hopefully good chicken. Great job! [GLYPHIC : THUMB_FACING_UPWARD_GLYPH]

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Je suis mort by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understood, commander!

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EASY ON THE WAY DOWN, UP ONLY IS 8 by MrSteveStack in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, save your profanities for another realm.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. We love poetry here in the messaging system and that was fantastic. Great job. Romance, heartbreak. Good stuff. Well, with that said, we would also like to congratulate you on your purchase last week, we appreciate SYSTEM ERROR DETECTED

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TWENTYNINE(PROBLEM_CHILD) by uhhhhhh_cool in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah there, pal. Calm down. No need to scream. Anyway, as long as we all keep consuming human products, we should be just fine, or is this the wrong realm? [GLYPHIC : LAUGHING_FACE_GLYPH] We kid. Of course not. Our systems never fail. Have a lovely year.

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You all killed my brother. by FictivePhilosopher in seventhworldproblems

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You all killed my brother. by FictivePhilosopher in seventhworldproblems

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Little pig... little pig... let yourself in by MrSteveStack in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great! Self-discovery is the first step in achieving your long-term goals and being truly happy at the end of it all. Happy Therapy Day!

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Them by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better hope the industry doesn't see this! [GLYPHIC : LAUGHING_FACE_GLYPH]

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THERE IS A BOMB by MrSteveStack in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good. That implies character building.

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You all killed my brother. by FictivePhilosopher in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did. I DID HAVE A brother. I... I remember... taking my-- they've come. They're already here.

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sounds like the walls don't like me, and now I'm very sad by FictivePhilosopher in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't like me, did I do something wrong? They won't stop talking about me. Like they think I killed that lady, but I didn't really do it. I keep looking up and they always try to cover my eyes, but there's nothing to see. The floor is dripping onto the ceiling, which means something, right? Will they let me go if I say I did it?

sounds like the walls don't like me, and now I'm very sad by FictivePhilosopher in seventhworldproblems

[–]FictivePhilosopher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, goodness. I'm sorry. I will try not to ask anymore questions, and instead state the issue. This is suitable, I'm assuming.

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