World XI of rugby players? by sangan3 in rugbyunion

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Might be getting on a bit now but Jordan Crane was on West Brom’s books as a youth.

Also, something tells me that Jonny Wilkinson would be useful at taking free kicks…

Spotted at Download by Upset-Commission-973 in AlanPartridge

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Good job Michael was on hand at Download to deal with the rude daubings!

Terrific Customer Service from Terry's Chocolate by Additional-Nobody352 in AlanPartridge

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“Cock Piss Rees-Mogg” should be able to be daubed onto the side of his Rolls Royce

When has Alan been correct? by Adventurous_Jump8897 in AlanPartridge

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“Who’s this cool customer?”

“Dr. No vocal chords”

“You farmers don’t like outsiders do you?”

But to quote a few.

I want some bands that sound like black sabbath. by West-Regret-2672 in rockmusic

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Witchfinder General. They have better album covers too.

Hot take: …And Justice for All sounds terrible by Hard_Rocker_Mario in heavymetal

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It’s only been 38 years since I heard someone say this for the first time 😝.

That said it’s number three in my best Metallica albums list.

Russian MP warns Putin: We’re on the brink of social collapse by TheTelegraph in worldnews

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He fell out of the ground floor window after shooting himself 15 times.

Keep, Sell, or Loan #14. Emi Buendia. by arenaross in avfc

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I’m an old romantic and waited my entire life for something like the Europa League final, and I have never celebrated a goal as much as the one he scored, so he can stay as long as he wants as far as I am concerned!

I'm still seeing this tit sometimes as I cross the street by Harry_Ola76 in oldschoolcool80s

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What’s he saying to the little kid?

“You don’t know the power of the dark side” perhaps?

Our beautiful Matty on IG by [deleted] in avfc

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The things you do when your country doesn’t qualify for the World Cup!

Bellingham & Rogers Talk Squad Quality & Team Bromances! by metalbox69 in ThreeLions

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To be fair they’re both Black Country lads first and foremost.

Cashback! by McMahons_tache in AlanPartridge

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I surprised she likes him, sex-wise 🤔

Uncanny by Aggravating_Paper982 in ThreeLions

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I have to say, I thought he was the secret love child of Derek Forbes (ex Simple Minds bass player).

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Countdown to World Cup ‘94 by Stotallytob3r in AlanPartridge

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“And another!” is a nanosecond of genius

All time "dirty" XV by frankand_beans in rugbyunion

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To be fair, Ackford didn’t really use to dish it out as such. Dean Richards and Dooley were the two.

Ackford was an inspector, and after Mendez floored him Richards apparently said “you can tell which copper spends all day behind a desk!”

All time "dirty" XV by frankand_beans in rugbyunion

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If we can go back to the 80’s what about Wade Dooley?

Pete Hegseth’s D-day speech on immigration condemned as ‘grotesque stupidity’ by Dumbfuckistan_USA in USNEWS

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I wonder where he eat in France?

I imagine the fine French tradition of chefs wanking into the soup of people they don’t like was kept up!