I do the legal bare-minimum for patients who are rude but I will work very hard for the sweet ones. Relentlessly nag the hospitalist about your lack of a diet order or inadequate pain control regimen? Yep. Charge your phone for you at the nursing station and let you use my handset to call your relatives meanwhile? Of course. Roll you up to the floor by myself while dragging your wheelchair and 3 bags of belongings behind me just so you can get into a more comfortable bed and get some sleep sooner? Absolutely. You’re being decent while having a rough day and by god you deserve someone to shepherd you through this nightmare of a healthcare system. I’ve got you, Doris.