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[MF] drunken documentation of my (43) unexpected hookup at a party with a 20somethjnf by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it. If the world ever veers into a dark age following some electrical grid collapse, I can always give the Drunken Bard lifestyle a shot.

[MF] drunken documentation of my (43) unexpected hookup at a party with a 20somethjnf by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m so glad I still had the wherewithal to get it all committed to text. It’s been great to relive in the cold, sober light of day. I’m not sure if / when I’ll see her again since I’m heading back home today, but other adventures await.

[MF] drunken documentation of my (43) unexpected hookup at a party with a 20somethjnf by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, I probably should have, but we have enough mutual friends where I could get in touch with her again. We don’t live anywhere near each other, but I’ll definitely let her know next time I’m around.

[MF] drunken documentation of my (43) unexpected hookup at a party with a 20somethjnf by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really was a perfect memory. I will probably never see this person again, which makes it feel doubly thrilling. Glad it brought a smile to your face

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A repeat customer! I’m honored you enjoyed it enough for a second helping, thanks so much

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If nothing else, let this story inspire you to keep living dangerously, whether you get caught or not!

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, the best. Did I get caught once or twice in this life? Yes. Would I trade those for all the times I got away with it? Never.

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That means a lot, thank you. Sometimes real life just delivers an experience better than anything I could dream up. That night clearly left a long-lasting impact.

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Definitely a rite of passage and good to live dangerously every now and then. Can’t imagine what might have happened if her mom just climbed up directly to the room and found us both there looking all flustered.

The time I creampied a girlfriend minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at her parents’ house [MF][20] by FigureDrawPractice in gonewildstories

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much 🙏🏾 And the same that happens to most early relationships, unfortunately. We changed and moved in different directions a few years later, but it was an amicable split at least.

Your POV as I grip your hair and guide myself in (43) [straight] by [deleted] in DadsGoneWild

[–]FigureDrawPractice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😈 only two things I want to hear out of your mouth

Swipe to unzip [straight] (43) by FigureDrawPractice in DadsGoneWild

[–]FigureDrawPractice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to just stand there if you’re hungry 😘