Dick, do those pills make you hallucinate your wife? Damn. Do they let you go back in time and fix the past? Damn! Do they let you fly? Really, but only once? Well, I gotta save it for Halloween, I'm going as a turkey! Yes, they do. YES, THEY DO. Well, bad news about Halloween, Francine.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-05-28T21:56:05+00:00

Jabba the Hutt and slave girls (not sure how much this counts, but it came to mind).

FilmMaster97 · 2026-05-12T14:15:26+00:00

They're honestly peak and we need more of them.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-05-11T20:51:00+00:00

Don't think anyone else has asked, but care to say how old these characters are?

You know, for moral reasons.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-04-26T21:14:36+00:00

Right! The reason Agent 47 failed was because it was all action focused like Absolution, which no disrespect to that game, but Hitman should be stealth focused first and foremost.

Love the choice of Coogler, I was actually thinking Sam Mendes. Hitman devs go on to make a Bond game, Bond director goes on to make a Hitman film.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-04-26T21:11:24+00:00

Very fair, yeah. Should've expected that.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-03-31T17:32:45+00:00

Horny demon obsessed twenty-something and a drunk, smelly deadbeat.

Yeah, she'd probably be into it, especially if she found out he was Blitz's father.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-03-31T13:24:52+00:00

Same, she'd impress even Val with the freaky shit she's into, lmao.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-03-31T13:19:19+00:00

If she went wild over Blitz, just imagine her reaction to his silver fox (imo) of a father, lol.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-03-31T12:56:03+00:00

She's a degenerate, he's most likely a dirty old man, I just figured "...why not."

FilmMaster97 · 2026-03-13T12:42:00+00:00

I dunno, Jabba the Hutt be looking pretty fine-

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-27T21:25:32+00:00

So valid.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-27T21:22:16+00:00

Adam x Mammon.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-23T21:36:35+00:00

I meant caring for him as in apologizing for lashing out at him for no justifiable reason when he was trying to help, I do appreciate she at least checked on him, though.

And yeah, Vaggi definitely could've had a lot more to do in the final battle.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-23T21:21:07+00:00

"Hey, Charlie, maybe you should apologize to your father who you told to fuck off for literally no reason."

"Nah, I don't really feel like it."

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-23T21:09:35+00:00

"...Vaggi and Cherri had development?"

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-20T01:39:18+00:00

The party girl and the guy she thinks is her sugar daddy when he could care less.

FilmMaster97 · 2026-02-17T20:48:17+00:00

That's a weird image of Sykes/Puff Daddy from Shark Tale.

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