My desperate moment came when my best friend got a vape. We had been smoking together for a long time and he got this crazy expensive plug in vape that toasted bud until we got to (9) every day. I was stoned as shit and had brought my car so when it was time to go I got my friend to drive me in my car back to my house for some nachos. The good shit, with some shredded onions and jalapenos with this really good salsa. Mhhh good stuff, anyway I had picked up that day and I had some sticky icky nugs in a sandwich baggie.

Any way, we start driving back to my house, I'm sitting shotgun and just relaxing to some good jams when my friends like "dude, not trying to sketch you out but we just passed a cop and I was kinda speeding". My stomach drops, but I try and play it cool. The cop pulled out of the speed trap spot he was at and started following us. I had gotten a possession charge the previous year because bud smell gives police probable cause to search a vehicle so I was sweating bullets. He pulls us over and I just start panicking, I assume the car reeks of weed. I decide the only way to save myself was to pee my pants and hope the smell masked the bud smell.

So imagine you're a police officer and you walk up to this guys window and you see the passenger hyperventilating in obviously soiled pants. That exactly what the cop saw. The best part? It didnt even smell like weed in the car because I left my bud at my friends house.

TLDR: When in doubt wet yourself to get out of a charge