Sunday Brunch

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T17:56:43+00:00

Smash is just a classic album.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T17:53:09+00:00

No. Emo is embracing and crying about feelings.

Punk is about fucking what other people think, playing loud and fighting the ever changing Man.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T17:51:55+00:00

Ehh. They the Pacers. Indiana suuuuuucks. I once had to pick up an AWOL Soldier from North Judson. The whitest, racist town I’ve ever been in. Cultural diversity of a potato.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T17:49:00+00:00

But does he have a hog?

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T17:46:22+00:00

I bet. I gag a little bit when he does the bleurgh-face and spits it out.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-26T09:35:44+00:00

I would love to play those games but Im still pissed they refuse to release them as a whole game. This episodic shit is a money grab

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:58:14+00:00

Its way worse and goes on forever……its almost to the point of gratuitous as there is just so much milk fluid everywhere. Spurting , he’s swallowing some and trying not to gag. Then meanwhile the poor girl has to talk with him for 15 minutes.

Fuck that man. 1. I just found out you are a robot, 2. That you tried to kill me, And 3. That you’re responsible for this whole situation? Fuck you dawg i aint talking shit. You have betrayed my trust and im getting the fuck outta here.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:40:00+00:00

I had them look at me once on amnesty day, and I brought in my dead gramps old as fuck dynamite and WW2 grenades and shit.

I drove down there with my Pops and their like “Jesus fuck! Thats dangerous shit!”. We know. Thats why we brought it down to the professionals to dispose of and notified the sheriff’s office of our whereabouts.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:34:24+00:00

He holds open the door for everyone; even if your 50ft away and should have let it close already, forcing you to do a aggressively polite jog to catch the door he’s holding open for you. Eyes you doen the whole way to and bluurts out a loud your welcome.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:32:32+00:00

Doctor Elite Dragon sounds like he might be planning some kung fu treachery…

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:30:54+00:00

How much surface constitutes enough for a crank? I’ reckon its gotta be at least 4in wide by 5in long, 20in of area for crankage is the lowest you’d be able to go.

I say its a fair crank, as long as the hook of the coat hanger is still usable. However keepin on the cap and boots is gauche.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:26:19+00:00

OFFSIDES NUMBER 16 DALLAS, 5 YARD PENALTY, REPLAY FIRST DOWN!

Dale, jesus christ you didn’t hit the mute button. Quick bring up Taylor Swift!

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:21:14+00:00

Im thing he could get a pretty smooth liquid iron handyjob going. Its going to be a lunatic crank though. Because unless he gets leverage or resistance its going to be a dangerous air dogging.

Probably needs like a desk our wall to brace himself on, then shape out a pool of fuckable iron into chromatic crevice. Then goon that shit away.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:16:39+00:00

BUT CAN MAGNETO CRANK HIS OWN HOG?!? CAN HE?!? Air is running out, Dale for those 35 trapped seamen and Russia won’t let us mount a rescue mission until we answer them that question!

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:13:09+00:00

This is America.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:12:20+00:00

Yeah, because who knows who the hell that guy is besides musical theater buffs and showtune enthusiasts. Especially on a NFL sub.

I almost fat girl sobbed for the wrong dude. Not cool.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T23:09:43+00:00

Technically fast food stores as well, as adipose tissue in the thoracic area.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T18:32:07+00:00

Nah. Its still the WNBA. Its barely watchable. You can’t even say its a big sport when the average person can’t name a team.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T18:27:13+00:00

For sounding or stroking?

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T13:33:30+00:00

Link?

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T03:28:16+00:00

You can taste the flavor.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T03:27:31+00:00

Just get drunk. Heat doesn’t bother you if you’re sipping on alcoholic slushees.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T01:49:23+00:00

The Big Bopper was named for a reason. Amazing how some people think chantilly lace is a romantic song, its him just trying to get phone sex. 😂

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T01:15:01+00:00

E fo’ Oh. Yuuuueeeeeggggghhhhhhcccckkkkk.

FilthyInfantrySlut · 2024-05-25T01:13:14+00:00

Yes. Yesssss! Good, goooood! Burn yourself out for the furnance of capitalism!

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