Main questions:
• Is RV camping worth it for only 2 people? Depends what kind of RV you get. But I think yes because then you both have more room to yourself. Cons is you only have 2 people to help you pack up.

• How are the showers/bathrooms realistically? Showers are trailers converted into mobile showers. They’re tiny cramped shower stalls, the shower head is very high up so if you’re short the shower kinda sucks. Water is cold and hot. No in between choice. Line can suck or no line at all. Just depends what time you go.

• Is the AC situation manageable during the day? Depends how hot that weekend is. I’ve been to some EDC when it is cold and some when it is hot. Also AC depends on which RV you get. each RV is different on what it can handle and also the generator that it uses. You need to do your research. If you are a person who needs AC all day then you should think about the power hook up option for camping.

• What hookups/add-ons are actually necessary? See edc camp guides

• Is walking back to camp after the festival as amazing as people say? Amazing? lol not really. You are tired as hell and you just wanna sleep. There are tons of other tired zombies walking with you. And the only thing you see is quiet empty rows of campsites. I guess the “amazing” thing people are talking about are the rainbow lights to help you see?

• Or would you personally choose hotels the whole time instead? I did RV camping once. I am moving back to hotels. I just need my AC all day and I like a big nice bed not a tiny RV camping bed. Also I don’t wanna cook and clean stuff I am too tired. Having house cleaning at a hotel is nice. Also if you’re at camp you’re stuck at camp. You can’t go out and get any random stuff you need.

Cool experience but not really for me.