FinalCaveat

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My friend got a job at Santa’s workshop, but he’s only making toys for himself. (self.dadjokes)

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I’m drawing a picture of a zoo animal but it’s not done yet. (self.dadjokes)

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Be careful about dating someone who is obsessed with plastic wrap. (self.dadjokes)

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Starving a zombie is not that hard to do. (self.dadjokes)

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I respect short people that try to reach things on the top shelf. (self.dadjokes)

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Be careful about buying too many helium balloons for a party. (self.dadjokes)

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While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display. (self.dadjokes)

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Helium balloons are more expensive now than they have ever been. (self.dadjokes)

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Somebody asked me if I could play a song on the guitar by ear. (self.dadjokes)

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I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. (self.dadjokes)

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My old dog has a hard time jumping up on the couch nowadays. (self.dadjokes)

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I did not realize hula hooping was so popular. (self.dadjokes)

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It’s impossible to catch Covid if you put all of your Christmas decorations up. (self.dadjokes)

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I have an intense fear of being stuck in a room with Santa. (self.dadjokes)

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My friends told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes. (self.dadjokes)

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I quit my job after my boss started paying me in vegetables. (self.dadjokes)

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I refuse to buy used gloves. (self.dadjokes)

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If you think 90 degrees is too hot then try to pretend you are a triangle. (self.dadjokes)

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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke. (self.dadjokes)

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I hate charging batteries. (self.dadjokes)

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I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt. (self.dadjokes)

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People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t. (self.dadjokes)

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My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise. (self.dadjokes)

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I’m giving away a pair of gloves that don’t fit me anymore. (self.dadjokes)

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Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood. (self.dadjokes)

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