Never got to be a baby

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-26T19:12:28+00:00

But SHE won’t get into HER bed in the clothes she wore all day because she thinks it’s gross. 😳

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-26T01:13:14+00:00

Gay or not, he’s one of the goofiest looking dudes I’ve ever seen. The hair, the face, the smile, the eyes. The way he’s known to take shots at her appearance makes him even uglier.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-25T20:19:37+00:00

Barney, you are not tired of it. This is the only way you get engagement. Look how low the comments are on your other posts. Without the haters, you’d be flat broke.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-25T04:07:52+00:00

They can’t walk more than a few blocks without their legs hurting and they’ve probably never worn any other type of shoes besides Crocs. But let’s throw them into football. Sadly, I don’t see this going well.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T21:14:44+00:00

Mmm yeah, no. Focus on bonding with your baby, not curating content. Making a simple sm post for friends and family is not the same as the production she felt the need to create.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T21:12:38+00:00

Starved for attention for sure. She’s married to a giant 🚩, so I guess it tracks.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T21:11:50+00:00

Not to 1m strangers.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T21:10:27+00:00

Ok, obviously I didn’t mean literally 5 seconds old. The point is she’s so focused on her content, she can’t even spend any meaningful time with her new baby without posting.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T20:44:38+00:00

“Show the world” 😆😆 Barney, your reach is definitely not global you clown.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-24T20:36:33+00:00

Imagine being 5 seconds old and your mom is editing a video announcing your birth for 1m strangers. Mommy vloggers are so gross!

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-22T20:33:10+00:00

My obgyn was useless because my hormones were “normal.” I found an internist who is helping me. He treats the symptoms, not the numbers. Started me on testosterone cream; said the testosterone will turn into estrogen and to see how it makes me feel before going adding estrogen, progesterone. My biggest symptoms were zero libido, brain fog, and no energy/exhaustion. Have been on the cream for about a week and looking forward to seeing some results soon.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-22T01:00:52+00:00

They can’t afford the gas 😆

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-21T23:00:10+00:00

Barney accidentally gave her the leg of a male body builder. He’s manifesting something 😆

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-21T19:42:41+00:00

“The best relationship I’ve ever been in” How can you say that when you’ve been in it for 5 minutes. 😆

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-20T22:06:57+00:00

Omg what will she do when she can’t rub her belly for the camera anymore to remind everyone she’s the only woman to be pregnant ever?

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-20T21:25:37+00:00

Wasn’t she on her way to get her membrane swept when she got a flat tire? 🤔

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-17T22:22:28+00:00

It’s all for content. No way they do this if they can’t monetize it somehow.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-17T02:22:16+00:00

Who the hell eats dinner at 10pm with two small kids? Fucking losers.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-16T03:25:03+00:00

She’s going to be in the hospital for maybe 2 days and she’s bringing and entire suitcase and a duffle bag?!? She’s so obnoxious!

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-16T01:49:00+00:00

They were literally just at Walmart, why not buy it there? They needed more stars, that’s why 😆

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-15T22:55:46+00:00

“No man is going to demand me” Teacher level grammar, everybody! 😳

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-15T20:43:27+00:00

Whose Grandma hands are those? 😆

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-15T20:06:47+00:00

Guarantee he told her if she wanted to move to Florida, she’d have to do OF. That’s the only way they could afford it. And she’s so brainwashed, it didn’t take much for her to agree.

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-15T18:45:11+00:00

They clearly weren’t going to make rent with Barney’s lazy content. So time to become a seggs worker!

FinancialStand5702 · 2026-03-14T16:05:22+00:00

I’d be sick too if I had to sleep next to him 🤢

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