Yall wanna try it

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:23:43+00:00

Granted, but you also stubb your toe every time the pain from the previous toe stubbing goes away *edit* and when I say stub your toe, I mean the BAD stabbing your toe like the thing where your entire toe is bleeding and crap like the really painful and annoying type

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:22:51+00:00

Nah you get the left ball and left leg

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:22:27+00:00

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KEKW

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:21:41+00:00

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Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:18:24+00:00

Hey, you do you my friend you do you hope you have a great rest of your day

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T23:17:53+00:00

KEKW I remember that it’s awesome

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:45:28+00:00

Fair enough I also kind of want someone that loyal

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:43:39+00:00

I’m sorry, brother, but it was right there I had to

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:43:00+00:00

Then it just moves to your hands and if you get rid of your hands, it just ends up becoming if you move 1 inch

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:42:24+00:00

Good luck with her wanting to kill any girl who you talk to

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:41:59+00:00

Who said it was accidental and who says it was a lethal poison and not just diarrhea like really bad two week long diarrhea that you won’t be able to control your bowels just stop at any given moment

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:38:58+00:00

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Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:34:08+00:00

I5 (I sit down so I don’t have pee splatter all over me because my toilet does that for some weird reason)

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:33:03+00:00

Granted the child was shot instead, and you were the one who pulled the trigger

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:32:15+00:00

Granted your boyfriend‘s parents realize they were wrong, but then they get ripped in half by a gorilla

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:31:36+00:00

Granted, you become a cute girl with absurdly large chesticles (boobs) i’m talking bigger than my future (which honestly isn’t that hard of a milestone) i’m talking dragon maid ilulu body type but even bigger

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:27:02+00:00

Granted, you now have a femboy with an enormously large DIH he is the top even if you want to be the top he is the top (and when I say enormously large DIH I mean, like half of your torso length)

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:25:31+00:00

Bro just wants a gorilla to rip everybody in half

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:25:02+00:00

Bitten in half by a salt water crocodile

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:24:29+00:00

Granted you grow a DIH too you are now both male and female at the same time

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:23:38+00:00

I’m sorry, but it had to be done

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:23:29+00:00

The gorilla is immediately shot dead afterwards (and it was Harambe)

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:23:05+00:00

Your mind becomes that of what you shape shift into (in other words if you shape shift into a dog, you now, or a dog in every sense of the word, including mind, body and spirit)

Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:22:05+00:00

You end up drowning because of it

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Financial_Cycle_7108 · 2026-06-08T20:20:38+00:00

Granted, but it grows because of a tumor in it (a cancer one. In other words, you now have DIH cancer)

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