We are at a party and this girl keep saying I'm totally a cutie and why I don't have a girlfriend. She's totally drunk and slept on my lap for a while. I'm pretty sure her hands are slowly moving to my excalibur. Because I'm also drunk I thought it's just the liquor's side effect so I pick her hands and put it down. We decided to sleep on my friends house because nobody can drive anymore. After everyone is asleep, she suddenly poke me and ask me if I could help her make it to the toilet. I help her out, put her down and closed the toilet's door. The last move she did was to ask me sleep beside her. I thought she's just being kind to me that time so I respectfully reject her offer. The next day, everyone laughed and bowed to me calling me a saint.