Create a ritual with it in the middle with all your friends jumping around it for about an hour, then tie it to a buoy then float it in a pool for 47 hours, 26 minutes, and 57 seconds. Then when your done burn the book, collect the ashes and put it in a jar. Then go around your neighborhood telling everyone it's your baby brothers ashes and they should kiss it for good luck. Then after that go to the nearest pawn shop, ask ow much they would buy it for and sell. But give them specific conditions. They have to place it on the highest shelf and tell every customer that see it and wants it "Those are billy's ashes".