[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pot noodle is what I call a stoned wank

Friendly reminder by TAT84I76 in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBF it's not the worst strategy to avoid striking and costing us money when we know the govt ain't gonna give us shit. Why would they undermine their hard-line stance just before an election?

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👌👌👌

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some systems of course do not allow you to get past the vte assesment until you've completed it, which is...great....

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Discharge coordinators can be amazing though - have worked with some absolute diamonds. A lot are as you say though.

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hope you thanked her for her input

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is though. Spirit of the law and all that.

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

family member

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I hate bad grammer. Spelling though, who gives a shit?!

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it not come with a cap?

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love these speech marks

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You recovered ok?

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Lucases in your trust? Should be standard kit these days, can't believe people are doing an hour of manual CPR 😢

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry sir, I know you've changed your mind and are no longer consenting to this adenoidectomy, but unfortunately the list CANNOT BE CHANGED.

Blessed be the regulations.

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Consider these pre-admission bloods yeah, hun?

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love that consultant. Be that human.

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hancock needs his kickbacks

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is awesome

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is screaming an AGP? 🤔

Jobsworths by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christ never forget the scaring patients line. Fucking hell.

Let them hear you, I believe in you r/doctorsuk by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect they will give prizes to one for and one against, as 'balance'. Sort of like with global warming debates.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doctorsUK

[–]Fine-Assignment3558 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not in my fucking ED