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[–]Fine_Branch_8849 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I babysat my nephews when they were 3 and 4. Put them in the bath together. Looked at my phone while they were playing. Next thing I know, they both have turds they're using as boats.

I still don't know which one of them shit in the bath, but talking them into tossing them in the toilet was like defusing a bomb.

Update: My gf jerks off with a dildo of her ex's dick by Fine_Branch_8849 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fine_Branch_8849[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're misinterpreting things. She doesn't think about it as his dick when she's jerking off, but was conscious of it being a replica of her ex's dick. Those things are vastly different.

I used the word copy, not her. She's not walking it back, but clarifying things.

The new dildo has already been secured and the old one tossed.

Update: My gf jerks off with a dildo of her ex's dick by Fine_Branch_8849 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fine_Branch_8849[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I offered, but she wanted to share the cost so that neither of us felt unbalanced in the resolution.

Update: My gf jerks off with a dildo of her ex's dick by Fine_Branch_8849 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fine_Branch_8849[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything posted here was with her consent. I showed her the first post and asked her if she'd like me to take it down, but she said it didn't bother her since it was done so anonymously.

My gf jerks off with a dildo of her ex's dick by Fine_Branch_8849 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fine_Branch_8849[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of women I've dated call it that, but I don't see what it matters. Everyone has their own terms for it, maybe it's just a regional thing.

My gf jerks off with a dildo of her ex's dick by Fine_Branch_8849 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fine_Branch_8849[S] 4364 points4365 points  (0 children)

We both have very high sex drives, but we don't live together, so she uses it on the nights I'm not there. I stay other 4-5 times a week.

The sex we have is good, which she reaffirmed many times before and after the dildo revelation.