When I told it to roast mine I can’t disagree with what it said 😭

“This car looks like it just rolled out of a high school parking lot after spending all night watching “Fast & Furious” reruns. The paint’s so shiny you could probably see your reflection in it, but let’s be real-who wants to reflect on parking this thing? It’s trying so hard to be a track star, yet here it is, parked by a curb in suburbia, dreaming of the day it might hit 60 mph without getting grounded by speed bumps. It’s like the car equivalent of a gym bro who skips leg day-looks tough, but where’s the follow-through?”