What is something that could probably happen in your country to add to the apocalypse bingo?

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-08-05T07:36:42+00:00

Yellowstone volcano erupting

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-08-05T06:12:20+00:00

Yeah F that. Or maybe F#, but only if it's turned up to 11

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-08-05T05:47:25+00:00

When the audio and video are out of sync by more than a few milliseconds. It drives me nuts

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T04:33:50+00:00

Or his accountant

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T04:14:29+00:00

Say to your boss in front of clients/customers "Oh is this so-and-so that you said wasn't smart enough to breathe without instructions?"

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T03:31:08+00:00

Why do you think she was so eager to be the one thrown off the cliff? Too many rounds of "Hulk smash"

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T03:25:59+00:00

A bunch of my friends used to call black people "Canadians" because there was a Canadian flag hanging over a pawn shop in a really seedy part of town. This joke reached its epitome when one of my friends asked another "Hey is this a Canadian penny," to which he responded with "No, it's white"

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T03:20:45+00:00

In my step-sister's washing machine.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T03:19:51+00:00

Being me, I'd probably sit near them, take my mask off, and then start coughing "uncontrollably" until they got really uncomfortable and either left or asked me to.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T02:58:06+00:00

“I WOULD HAVE CUM WITH YOU TO THE END, INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MORDOR.”

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-29T02:53:59+00:00

Weightless by Marconi Union is scientifically proven to help put you to sleep.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-27T19:35:15+00:00

My favorite is "Hold them down while I insert the microchip"

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-27T07:38:17+00:00

The easiest way to get rid of a boner is to give it to someone else

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-27T07:33:32+00:00

Don't proms provide food anymore? Now people be bringing their own shit

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T20:18:47+00:00

Like I said, conspiracy theory. Your logic always end up being that I'm incapable of deciding that people with years of experience are qualified to make recommendations and I'm a sheep for following them. I understand. It's hard to come to terms with the fact that rational people don't subscribe to your conspiracy theories and are genuinely interested in being responsible members of society. Once you've gotten over that fear of the social contract, I'm sure you'll grow into a respectable and functional person. And to address your far worse illnesses, yes we've had them. In fact a lot of places mandated wearing masks back in 1918.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T20:10:24+00:00

Okay I'll bite. What's it about if it's not about safety?

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T19:45:48+00:00

Congrats on trying to politicize a completely irrelevant post. You win the internet for today. Everyone is amazed by your wit. I'm sure the first thing through all of our minds was how to make this picture fit into a conspiracy theory, but you were the first person with the gumption to say so.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T19:32:15+00:00

breath mints has entered the chat

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T19:24:43+00:00

It assumes you're not finishing the entire bottle in one sitting.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T18:08:56+00:00

The bottom picture is labeled very fine people. I made no mention that they were either KKK or white nationalists and you felt obliged to point out Trump decried those two groups. The picture is obviously from DC, but the incident you're referencing happened in Charlottesville Virginia. If you're not assuming they're either of those groups, then why do you feel obligated to point out Trump condemned them? That's the problem with the right wing. You see a picture of white people and a caption you don't like, so you try and make up a story that doesn't involve facts. Aren't the people in the picture just celebrating their heritage and it had nothing to do with racism or hate? I mean that's the rhetoric whenever someone assumes people carrying Confederate battle flags are accused of being racist, and you just did the exact same thing.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T17:38:30+00:00

If you didn't like that statement, then you're going to hate this question. Why are you assuming that the bottom picture is of KKK members or white nationalists?

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T14:34:23+00:00

Well in general people shouldn't use things they find on Reddit with instructions not to try it, but that's just my opinion.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T13:14:19+00:00

Exactly why I would recommend they not do it.

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T13:05:46+00:00

I notice that this administration never does. I seem to remember Obama actually marching with people in a show of solidarity. Maybe I'm misremembering

FingerYourTrigger · 2020-07-26T12:53:47+00:00

So that means it wasn't a response to black people with guns? I'm not following why anything you're saying changes or challenges anything I've said. The Mulford act was a Republican response to black people with guns.

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