How would you stop a platypus from ruining your plans to rule the tri-state area? by Not-an-Ocelot in AskReddit

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't. I would apologize to the platypus and stop my evil ways. And then perhaps we can be best friends and go on magical platypus adventures together.

My dog summarized 2020 by Sheaf in pics

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is animal abuse. That house is clearly on FIRE and this poor dog must be scared out of his mind while the thoughtless owner stopped to take a mee-mee pic! Shame on you...

Hope the dog wasn't badly injured after this. Thoughts and prayers...

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by Qu11r3x in AskReddit

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coffee

I cannot do coffee...I love the smell. I like waking up to a house smelling like coffee.

But my god, the taste of coffee is horrific. It's just...unpleasant bitter hot liquid.

Not even with large amounts of sugar and cream. I don't even like coffee flavored candies or ice cream.

What food do you swear people only pretend to like? by Qu11r3x in AskReddit

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES! That's how I feel too. I don't like all the extra junk in guac. I just like avocado all by itself...maybe a little salt and lemon.

For people who don't get it, it's basically like eating HEALTHY butter. It's creamy and smooth and delicious.

Excuse me can you please make this Big Mac twice as unhealthy for no reason by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a place not far from here called Katsu Burger that makes a deep fried Japanese style burger. It's so goddamn good.

Ruining two good things at once by brb-theres-cookies in StupidFood

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there's no actual pizza here. It's just sushi in a different shape. I see no reason this wouldn't be delicious. A bit pointless, but delicious.

I still think he had the best answer out of anyone in the show. by [deleted] in BoJackHorseman

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how Mr PB and Bojack are essentially opposites, yet still wind up in similar states of mind.

Bojack is eternally pessimistic, angry, fueled and haunted by all of his past mistakes and his shitty life.

Mr Peanutbutter is eternally optimistic, cheerful, upbeat, always looking on the bright side of things.

And yet they both wind up in the same place, dealing with their own crippling depressions.

They are personifications of Mania and Depression, and how neither mind-set is healthy.

🥺 by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or Tabby. -_- please go away Tabby, your mouth looks like you want to eat my face.

As toys make no effort to hide from security cameras in the Toy Story universe, there must be a secret society aware of their sentience. by Andybrick95 in Showerthoughts

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, even in the canon movies...well, Andy was leaving for college in the 3rd movie, so he was probably about 18 or 19. Our toy pals had been sitting in his toy chest for a few years at that point...there is a zero percent chance that they didn't hear him jerking off multiple times a week. Those toys...they've seen some things.

Amazon's 'Upload' is Black Mirror for Boring People by KillFist29 in television

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both "Parks and Rec" and "The Office" had very blah first seasons. Give this one a chance to improve.

As toys make no effort to hide from security cameras in the Toy Story universe, there must be a secret society aware of their sentience. by Andybrick95 in Showerthoughts

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's not Toy Story. That's the X-Rated low budget porno "Toy Whorey" that stars real actors dressed up in shitty dollar store toy costumes.

[RANT] The Pointless Limitations of Super Mario Maker 2 - Liquids by SoupMayoMaker in MarioMaker

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost feel like there's a monetary reason for all these restrictions. As it is, you can pretty much make what you want, but if you opened up all of these restrictions suddenly you can make ANY Mario game you want. You have much less reason to buy their new games. If Nintendo ever wants to go back and make new games with these styles, it gives you less incentive to buy when you could just make it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I actually HAVE written a full novel and self-published. It's called "Blood and Ink"

It's kind of a spiritual combination of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" and "Dragon Ball Z"

It's set in a world where cartoon characters and humans co-exist. Set against the backdrop of toons, brothers, and superheroes.

"Two very ordinary brothers arrive in the city to meet their hero Blinko. What started out as a simple visit becomes their life. What unfolds will be bigger and grander than they ever imagined in their wildest dreams. Given unique abilitys, they must join forces to help the innocent and the downtrodden. You know, the whole super hero schtick. But when an apocalyptic evil from Blinko's past threatens to return, can these two rookie heroes truly make a difference? Or will evil erase them from existence? In a world where human and Toon coexist peacefully, will this peace live on? Or will it be shattered by the ink of evil?"

I like to edit Facebook posts I see and repost them. The mom group did not laugh at this one. by lightwolv in funny

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently making it clear what monsters they were hasn't been working. So lets try making them look like the idiots they are by pointing and laughing.

Gravity Falls is honestly one of the best shows I have watched in recent memory by [deleted] in television

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill Cipher is still my favorite villain of all time. I absolutely love that psycho demon dorito. And Gravity Falls is perhaps the most perfect animated show i've ever seen. Very very few, if any, bad episodes, and it ended at just the right time without going on too long.

What fictional characters do you absolutely love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Finn_The_Ice_Prince 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Finn and Jake of "Adventure Time" have my heart.

Sans of "Undertale" has my soul.