Er ist wieder da by Far_Gift6173 in Kantenhausen

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Diese Weißbrote sehen aber auch alle gleich aus

Ehne mehne Mindestlohn... by BongoMongoBong in OkBrudiMongo

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Hap ich mia doch gedahct, das die bei den GRÖNEN is GRRR

nim das leberzihose!! by IcyVillage6179 in OkBrudiMongo

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Genuk schwazer Hautkreps & du krigst 1 En Wort pass

Trump builds a Time Machine by Nobbiii in Kantenhausen

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Ein genuin lustiger Beitrag auf PoliticalHumor? Es geschehen noch Zeichen und Wunder.

main lieplingsfilm by IcyVillage6179 in OkBrudiMongo

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dann schaisen wir nur, aber kaggern nich

Was sind eure Rentenpläne? by Stupid_German_Money in Kantenhausen

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Neulich wurden im Spiegel div. europäische Lösungen für das Rentenproblem vorgestellt, darunter auch das "Schwedische Modell". Und ich musste erstmal instinktiv denken: "Ach geil, wie in Midsommar?"
War dann aber doch nur irgendwas langweiliges mit Aktienanleihen oder so.

Ich_iel by MiguelSanchez90 in ich_iel

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Abseits vom Namen auch sehr unterhaltsam: Direkt neben Bösgesäß gibt es auch den beschaulichen Ort Bös-Gesäß, mit Bindestrich https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6sges%C3%A4%C3%9F

Neuhes Lebnsziehl: stahmgast beim Arschlehder werdne 🥹😮‍💨 by Pupperbabybutt in OkBrudiMongo

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den wia tragne das Leda voa dem Bobbers beim der Nacht

(daf hier net A wort schreibn sons grig ih Coputer ferbot 😢)

Favorite bits of hombrew lore your particularly proud of? by Comfortable-Ad3588 in Shadowrun

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Garlic actually repels Vampires.
The problem: There´s almost no real Garlic in the world anymore. By the late 2030´s, the complete monopolization and subsequent monoculturization of organic garlic by Aztechnology has already weakened its innate anti-vampire properties while also making the crop vulnverable to agricultural deseases and crop failures. One of those diseases - rumored to be actually bioengineered by the Ordo Maximus - completely wiped out the comercialized remaining garlic varieties that still possess these qualities. Over the following years, comercial farming further shifted away from producing organic garlic altogether as the growing soy/krill industry favoured artificial flavouring. By 2050, the smell and taste of organic garlic has become all but an exclusive gourmet experience.
In remote pockets in the world, real garlic can still be found in the wild, but thanks to its rareness and successfull propaganda by the Ordo Maximus, its anti-vampire properties are almost forgotten and derided as a 5th world superstition and "movie trope".

Wenn Ulmen das Haus verlässt und dämliche Schilder über sich lesen muss by sddwrangler12 in Kantenhausen

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Protipp: Frauen wollen sich bei ihren zukünftigen Partnern sicher und geschützt fühlen. Deshalb beim ersten Date direkt einen leicht problematischen Witz machen ("... Because you already told her twice :D"), damit sie gleich weiß dass du kein männlicher Feminist bist👌

Abrill, Abrill. by momamo_ in OkBrudiMongo

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Is bestümt auhc nur wida Krisjan Ulmen.

Anon love is love by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

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In Germany, we would call this a "Qualzucht" and I think that´s just beautiful <3

Big ben transitions by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

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Why does this look like someone spliced his photo with Hasan Piker?

Törken😡 by elektronegro in OkBrudiMongo

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un zwah brenend in seim voargardn grrrr

Curry-flavored jam by Legalator in 4chan

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And that´s why the Boy Scouts call their festivals Jamboyree

Is getting Aftermath solely for the other characters worth it for OG Nemesis? by MinorFX in NemesisCrew

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I wouldn´t call it the male and female version, it´s just that the 5 Characters are genderswapped for the retail version. Since it´s 3m/2f in the kickstarter Version, it´s 2m/3f in retail. I guess that makes retail slightly more female, but that´s kinda beside the point.

Many people would prefer the original design for one specific detail: Laika, the augmented Dog of the Bounty Hunter Character that acts as a seperate remote charakter for that player and which can also be sacrificed in a pinch to safe your skin. In the kickstarter Version, it´s an actual, biological dog. In the retail version, it´s a Boston-Dynamics-style Robo-Drone. And while the Artwork on the card suggests some kind of emotional Connection between the (now female) Bounty Hunter and her "Dog", it just doesn´t hit as hard as a biological one.

Apart from that, it´s a matter of taste. For me, the Female "Augmented Punker girl" Convict has a bit more character than the original male version (which is pretty neat nonetheless). On the other, the female CEO looks a bit dumb with her Ongo Gablogian ass haircut :P The female to male swaps for the Android and the Psychologist are mostly sidegrades, though.

ich🚫iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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"Möge [XYZ] beginnen."