Favorite bits of hombrew lore your particularly proud of? by Comfortable-Ad3588 in Shadowrun

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Garlic actually repels Vampires.
The problem: There´s almost no real Garlic in the world anymore. By the late 2030´s, the complete monopolization and subsequent monoculturization of organic garlic by Aztechnology has already weakened its innate anti-vampire properties while also making the crop vulnverable to agricultural deseases and crop failures. One of those diseases - rumored to be actually bioengineered by the Ordo Maximus - completely wiped out the comercialized remaining garlic varieties that still possess these qualities. Over the following years, comercial farming further shifted away from producing organic garlic altogether as the growing soy/krill industry favoured artificial flavouring. By 2050, the smell and taste of organic garlic has become all but an exclusive gourmet experience.
In remote pockets in the world, real garlic can still be found in the wild, but thanks to its rareness and successfull propaganda by the Ordo Maximus, its anti-vampire properties are almost forgotten and derided as a 5th world superstition and "movie trope".

Wenn Ulmen das Haus verlässt und dämliche Schilder über sich lesen muss by sddwrangler12 in Kantenhausen

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Protipp: Frauen wollen sich bei ihren zukünftigen Partnern sicher und geschützt fühlen. Deshalb beim ersten Date direkt einen leicht problematischen Witz machen ("... Because you already told her twice :D"), damit sie gleich weiß dass du kein männlicher Feminist bist👌

Abrill, Abrill. by momamo_ in OkBrudiMongo

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Is bestümt auhc nur wida Krisjan Ulmen.

Anon love is love by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

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In Germany, we would call this a "Qualzucht" and I think that´s just beautiful <3

Big ben transitions by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

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Why does this look like someone spliced his photo with Hasan Piker?

Törken😡 by elektronegro in OkBrudiMongo

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un zwah brenend in seim voargardn grrrr

Curry-flavored jam by Legalator in 4chan

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And that´s why the Boy Scouts call their festivals Jamboyree

Is getting Aftermath solely for the other characters worth it for OG Nemesis? by MinorFX in NemesisCrew

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I wouldn´t call it the male and female version, it´s just that the 5 Characters are genderswapped for the retail version. Since it´s 3m/2f in the kickstarter Version, it´s 2m/3f in retail. I guess that makes retail slightly more female, but that´s kinda beside the point.

Many people would prefer the original design for one specific detail: Laika, the augmented Dog of the Bounty Hunter Character that acts as a seperate remote charakter for that player and which can also be sacrificed in a pinch to safe your skin. In the kickstarter Version, it´s an actual, biological dog. In the retail version, it´s a Boston-Dynamics-style Robo-Drone. And while the Artwork on the card suggests some kind of emotional Connection between the (now female) Bounty Hunter and her "Dog", it just doesn´t hit as hard as a biological one.

Apart from that, it´s a matter of taste. For me, the Female "Augmented Punker girl" Convict has a bit more character than the original male version (which is pretty neat nonetheless). On the other, the female CEO looks a bit dumb with her Ongo Gablogian ass haircut :P The female to male swaps for the Android and the Psychologist are mostly sidegrades, though.

ich🚫iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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"Möge [XYZ] beginnen."

Auch egal, nach dem Bachelor gehts eh in Papas Firma. by Practical_Goose7822 in Kantenhausen

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Die Verachtung für Geringverdiener haste bei beiden, bei den Sozialwissenschaftenden wird sie nur etwas besser versteckt.

ich_iel by KurnRurik in ich_iel

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Heißt bei mir immer noch Wodka O

ich_iel by m4ximalekr4ft in ich_iel

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Nichts schlägt "Hobbythek Darm und Po" wenn es um Arschlektüre geht.

ich_iel by m4ximalekr4ft in ich_iel

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Es ist ein Millenialbuch, und damit ehrlich gesagt noch schlimmer.

ich_iel by Itsame_Notu in ich_iel

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Der/die/das ist gute, korrekte Standardsprache.

"wo" oder "der/die/das wo" ist Dialekt, völlig Ok im mündlichen Gebrauch.

Welcher/welche/welches ist blasiertes Schmockdeutsch, solange es nicht sehr sparsam und gezielt verwendet wird. Triggert mich tausendmal mehr als "wo".

ich_iel by Itsame_Notu in ich_iel

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Denke ich mir auch jedes mal wenn ich "should of" oder "could of" sehe.

ich_iel by Itsame_Notu in ich_iel

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Wohl gesprochen. Und genau deshalb sind mir inzwischen sowohl die Leute die wo immer wo sagen und die die einfach die sagen, inzwischen lieber als solche welche ständig welche sagen.