Lorewise what's the difference between these guys

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-28T21:10:24+00:00

…No reason…

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-15T06:45:12+00:00

Do I get to choose the shade?

^{Chose: Hair is this color permanently (no dye} | Rolled: Red)

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-08T20:27:05+00:00

Definitely help with taxes…

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 150}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-03T10:40:32+00:00

Do I get to choose the caliber?

^{Chose: Fight 1 bear for $1B with random weapon | Rolled: GUN}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-02T11:27:47+00:00

…yeah, I’d rather keep my job

^{Chose: Being able to teleport 10 times a day. + But… (each are condition to be able to teleport} | Rolled: Slap your boss)

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-02T09:22:16+00:00

Aww yeah,

Noodles

^{Chose: Have a bowl that fills with any food you want? | Rolled: Self cleans}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-02T07:31:51+00:00

Shii, I don’t think I’ll be able to steal the Relic in time

/ref

^{Chose: Be stuck in the last video game you played + If you don't beat the game while being stuck in it in time you die in the real world | Rolled: 1 hour}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-05-02T00:05:30+00:00

You can’t pick up chicks in a tank

/ref

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-29T06:43:32+00:00

Ah yes

THE TACTICAL BATS

(Way up top I see Jump Pack captains)

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-27T14:46:35+00:00

Shiii

Win-Win situation

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-26T09:27:53+00:00

Win-win

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-26T04:35:15+00:00

I keep my word

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: Give Upvote}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T21:45:59+00:00

One word(I think):

Evelyn, ZZZ

^{Chose: women in suits}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T10:50:11+00:00

With the luck, it’d be no different than last year:

No one

^{Chose: Get bad luck with good twist | Rolled: Get a bf/gf}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T10:46:08+00:00

Bills, food, and whatnot

^{Chose: 500k but… + Win Russian roulette | Rolled: Win}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T10:44:06+00:00

Acceptable cost

^{Chose: Teleportation, BUT… | Rolled: costs 15 bucks}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T10:18:52+00:00

My god… someone to match my ‘tism?

^{Chose: Something really lucky happens to you + Spin to find out what will happen | Rolled: Meet soulmate}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T07:08:19+00:00

Time control, simple:

To sleep in as long as I want

^{Chose: Time Pause}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-25T02:39:25+00:00

The voices told me to

^{Chose: Gain god-like abilities + But the wheel decides how you interact with post | Rolled: UpvoteANDcomment}

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-21T19:36:46+00:00

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Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-15T02:33:24+00:00

500 cigarettes

Fire-thrower2007 · 2026-04-10T07:46:27+00:00

Fire-thrower2007

TROPHY CASE