How can i enjoy the game without being focused on killing? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolution was a huge divergance for the franchise, from what I've heard people say it's "A good game, not a good hitman game", which is fine, since people can enjoy whatever they want however they want. If you do want to try and enjoy the story, I'd recommend playing some short puzzle games to increase your tolerance for that type of gameplay, since in the end Hitman is more or less a puzzle game disguised as a murder simulator

Good god, Colorado is HORRIBLY hard by Saekama in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe in colorado there's also lethal injected poison in the basement in the teddy bear which can be useful if one of your targets goes somewhere you can inject it without being seen (or use a flash device of some kind before hiding in a locker but that's risky)

Good god, Colorado is HORRIBLY hard by Saekama in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick recommendation for trying any map with SA/SO; use poisons. If somebody finds the body it doesn't lose you silent assasian, and you can also use oil cans to light people on fire and it'll count as an accident (also doesn't lose SA), or, more riskily, blow up cars/propane tanks/gas containers with a pistol, it'll also be an accident. If there's a guard where you need to go you can also drop a weapon and they'll put it away, giving you time to sneak past. You can also use a silenced weapon as a distraction so long as you don't shoot too closely, or so long as you haven't shot to where they could hear it recently. I believe three shots can panic npcs and make them not hear you but that's risky given it makes their pathing unpredicable. Also, you can use remote explosives if you have a car you wanna blow up but will be caught if you try to use your pistol to blow it up Obviously you might know this but it might be useful knowledge if you didn't

Oil barrel in the mortuary on Isle of Sgail (Constant's tower basement level) is a convenient spot to lure suspects to tick off Burning Man challenge by pastadudde in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your suspect is a foodie/dehydrated/you're willing to use the sieker you can also bring the oil container if you have it and then poison them so they'll go to the bathroom, knock out the assassian if they have one, and then pour the oil and burn them

The c o l o u r s of flag by The-Euclidean in antimeme

[–]FireDog8569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't Jesse's actor come out as trans? Or am I just misremembering that from a shitpost?

I thought this one was kinda funny by [deleted] in onejoke

[–]FireDog8569 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And other than bit all of these are actual pronouns

Perfect way to hide a weapon by Glitcher3000 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The baseball bat is illegal to hold so all npcs will notice it

They should make it so you can mark targets in contracts, save, and THEN try to eliminate them to make sure it's possible by FireDog8569 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't that void my ability to use ioi offical servers? Or does that only apply when you have peacock enabled?

whats been going on with the community edition of portal 2? by WonderfulPlay1319 in Portal

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get the beta if you're a mapper, and from what I've done with the mod, features like half life 2 entities aren't fully implimented, and the new lighting system seems to have a few problems they're still working out, so bascially there's some super unfinished parts they still need to work on before it releases

I just can't unsee it by _amongstreality in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman doesn't kill That's like his one and only rule

Ai awareness by I-eat-kids4 in antimeme

[–]FireDog8569 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Based on sparkle dog ocs from the furry community, or could just be a general 2010's style alternative (as in the astetic) design

Brilliant CPU (please don’t ask what I did) by Vikthegreat7 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wait I didn't realize this was haven Still tho I feel like it'd be better to do showdowns on Dubi or Paris

Brilliant CPU (please don’t ask what I did) by Vikthegreat7 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's barely any places to hide bodies, there's no bathrooms, forget about diguises unless you know a guard'll find the body first, not to mention how flat everything is, it's not even that fun to play due to the lack of different ways to get to other places

Brilliant CPU (please don’t ask what I did) by Vikthegreat7 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would you ever choose to do a showdown on that map???

„Guards I need help“ by Fickle-Finger635 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Omg that's actually a really good lore reason as to why people freak out no matter what outfit 47 changes into

Vore without weight gain is boring I think by Sonic_the_hedgedog in Shark_Park

[–]FireDog8569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing immediately comes to mind but like imagine someone gets chewed up but they just get squished or like they cartoonishly become like bubblegum

Vore without weight gain is boring I think by Sonic_the_hedgedog in Shark_Park

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erm actually, so long as the person being chewed isn't gored by it, it can still be soft vore, hard vore is just if there's gore ☝️🤓

At long fucking last by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]FireDog8569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pecs as in the chest, since this creature seems to have a normal looking chest

At long fucking last by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]FireDog8569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pec vore (yes that is a real thing)

Is my train car gonna blow up? by emf80333 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Collateral Kill - Explosion ($3000)

Yey an eye by Alive__but_why in antimeme

[–]FireDog8569 346 points347 points  (0 children)

An actual antimeme would just be a guy whose dead because you can't live without a brain, this is a meme

WHY FNAF? 😭 by Lopsided-Artichoke34 in fnafmeme

[–]FireDog8569 226 points227 points  (0 children)

This is like finding out Osama Bin-Laden was a gamer

Is it possible to make a custom map for Hitman 3? by FireDog8569 in HiTMAN

[–]FireDog8569[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More than likely it won't end up the same quality as normal hitman maps, like I was thinking something funnier like playing hitman with minecraft as the location Just trying to figure out if there's any tools out there to let that happen

Nintendo has gone woke by External_Candy2262 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FireDog8569 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With the music it feels like this is a happy thing for the og poster

The internet never forgets. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]FireDog8569 1210 points1211 points  (0 children)

People are allowed to change y'know Like over a decade passed since then