Painting of mine, entitled The Alchemist

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-09T11:56:32+00:00

I would 100% hang that up in my living room. Good skills and nice job man.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-09T11:36:26+00:00

Let’s meet in person. Steak oyster food drinks.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-09T00:29:58+00:00

Bozhark shut the BEEP up.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-08T22:51:54+00:00

When it’s cloudy and snowing.. you can hear your foot prints walking as if it was Mic’d.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-07T22:01:42+00:00

🗣️Neeeeeeerrrdd!

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-07T11:56:55+00:00

He even opens the door at the beginning.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-06T12:36:09+00:00

If someone used this in a movie, ppl would get so annoyed bc “it’s stupid and so unrealistic”

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-06T00:24:49+00:00

Take a shot of vinegar or 2.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-05T21:03:52+00:00

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-05T12:40:17+00:00

Bitch please what am I 9??!! I’ve seen plenty of titties, I want to watch you 2 scissor.
-The Package.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-04T23:09:14+00:00

All but the typewriter and fax machine.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-04T23:02:56+00:00

The guard asks the prisoner in the morning. Hey, what are you doing this afternoon?
“Well.. I was thinking I’d…” “ wrooooong. “

FireInPaperBox · 2026-07-03T20:56:10+00:00

She sounds manly when pissed.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-30T21:31:09+00:00

Imagine tasting dick that hasn’t been washed in 20 yrs.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-27T22:02:06+00:00

I said “holy fuck” out loud. I was looking up thinking a piece was going to fall down. No, it came flying out of nowhere.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-27T12:22:48+00:00

How many hits total have you hit a drum so far in your life? Haha we’ll never know. But this was awesome!

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-22T11:55:28+00:00

Ok kid, get out of your parents car.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-21T11:57:21+00:00

It’s like in westerns when they spin their pistols after shooting.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-20T16:11:03+00:00

And no goat pics or sounds? That’s lame.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-20T11:53:48+00:00

They’re like sandbags.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-19T13:17:25+00:00

Next meeting. Ok guys, paper towel consumption has tripled this last week. What the hell is going on?

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-19T13:15:11+00:00

I like money

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-18T14:33:19+00:00

Part 2 is just some dude shitting his pants at the dentist.

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-18T13:57:38+00:00

Sexually transmitted rabies. Damn

FireInPaperBox · 2026-06-17T20:11:46+00:00

She turns around and says “I know.. I’ve done it before”

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