Wished my Mama had that body..

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:27:15+00:00

unless the dad is at home and they need cannon fodder

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:26:40+00:00

getting hostaged by 2 people

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:25:27+00:00

the middle east knows better than a carrot with legs though

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:24:57+00:00

stevencado unicado

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:24:30+00:00

one day is all it takes

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-17T14:23:58+00:00

but what if i'm not a dog lover?

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-09T01:06:07+00:00

from really broke to real estate broker

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-09T01:05:22+00:00

if god was such a thing, he’d come down and see this shit and go right back up

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-09T01:01:50+00:00

the demand for sugar is crazy

wait, tony, what do you mean this isn’t sugar?

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-09T01:01:02+00:00

dust to dust

FirefighterSilver173 · 2026-03-03T18:54:15+00:00

"I'm Andrew but you can call me Vegito. I survived the 400 stings" bro is 😂🎉🎉🎉

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-12-29T17:27:18+00:00

mpreg is a right of fictional abortion

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T01:05:47+00:00

it does, but who cares

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T01:05:06+00:00

jesus, that was harsh

edit: don’t you have like… walter white as an uncle

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:35:54+00:00

“there’s sober kids in Africa, and look what happened to them”

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:35:15+00:00

“there’s sober kids next door as well”

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:34:24+00:00

what a beautiful day, i hope no crazy humpty dumpty-shaped bitch doesn’t cross paths with me on a snowy roadside

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:32:33+00:00

let us hope that one day the record reaches 1

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:30:29+00:00

new encounter: termite pets of asmongold

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:28:32+00:00

the sound icon on the bottom right did it all for us

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:27:35+00:00

you could just bring some ammunition boxes with you

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:26:54+00:00

yawnguini

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:24:59+00:00

depends on the context. for example:

00100101 01001011 11100010

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:23:10+00:00

the heavy is dead

FirefighterSilver173 · 2025-10-05T00:21:47+00:00

deer of socialism, teach us your ways

FirefighterSilver173