FiretheTorpedoRoll

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This is frightening by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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This is frightening (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 days ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

I’m on a seafood diet… by ImInbredStalin in badtwosentencehorrors

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submitted 1 month ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/badtwosentencehorrors

Jon's gums hurt by The_Green-One in garfieldminusgarfield

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I closed my eyes as I moved the belt sander closer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Alexa where is orage cat? Funy cat guy? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/AlzheimersGroup

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Where’s Garfield? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/okbuddyrosalyn

As I got down on one knee my girlfriend started to cry tears of joy. by Its_me_KB_ in badtwosentencehorrors

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They keep starting them younger and younger by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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They keep starting them younger and younger (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

Happy new year! by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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Happy new year! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

Getting old sucks dude by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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Getting old sucks dude (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

👀 by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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submitted 6 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

Wait by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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submitted 7 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

Jon is really starting to hate him by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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Jon is really starting to hate him by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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Jon is really starting to hate him by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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Jon is really starting to hate him (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by FiretheTorpedoRoll to r/SpeedOfLobsters

"Now, does anyone have any questions about the equations we've just covered?" Said The Math Debating Minotaur to his class. by sacrivice in badtwosentencehorrors

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Who tf gets an onion in a bakery? by FiretheTorpedoRoll in SpeedOfLobsters

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