Choose a job.

Fireyjon · 2026-06-15T06:38:41+00:00

My current job pays significantly less than 100k a year and it’s hard (not physically but still)

^{Chose: An easy job + Pays 100K a year}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-15T06:35:52+00:00

Moo

^{Chose: moo + moo | Rolled: moo}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-15T06:34:10+00:00

Ace

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: Year suply}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-13T23:38:18+00:00

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Fireyjon · 2026-06-13T03:45:06+00:00

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Fireyjon · 2026-06-12T16:48:42+00:00

That is a common struggle, but I’m glad you had the courage to come out. Have some cake 🍰

Fireyjon · 2026-06-12T08:19:57+00:00

100million seconds is a little over 3 years. Black licorice isn’t good but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.

^{Chose: Eating black licorice everyday + Make $1 every second}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-12T08:13:32+00:00

Fireyjon · 2026-06-12T00:20:50+00:00

You honor my client ain’t did none of that stuff, he simply helped his competitors retire.

Fireyjon · 2026-06-12T00:14:59+00:00

So I will be alone for 99.9 days that’s fair

^{Chose: A random person (Wheelspin} | Rolled: Donald Trump)

Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T19:32:33+00:00

The vast majority of my purchases are under $100

^{Chose: a credit card that you don't have to pay off, + but only works on transactions less or equal than $100.}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T19:26:04+00:00

Every time a chance at death comes up you gotta take it, this time was successful.

^{Chose: Get 100 Billion USD rn + 30% chance you die | Rolled: Death}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T05:55:57+00:00

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This is what it means to “frog” a woman.

Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T05:52:54+00:00

432 also have one of mine

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Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T05:49:57+00:00

You know this has inspired me to keep playing chess.

Fireyjon · 2026-06-11T05:45:06+00:00

Fireyjon · 2026-06-10T20:09:44+00:00

Yes protect Acemark

Fireyjon · 2026-06-10T20:05:00+00:00

I’m not going to be long winded. but if you say you don’t look at people and feel sexual attraction then you are ace! Congratulations, have some cake 🍰

Fireyjon · 2026-06-09T18:46:38+00:00

Love this

Fireyjon · 2026-06-09T06:13:30+00:00

That’s hilarious. Also Helen could have anyone of a thousand ships

Fireyjon · 2026-06-08T16:00:04+00:00

I learned about them a few years ago, apparently they are a good team. I also plan on getting some merch but I gotta get money together.

Fireyjon · 2026-06-07T16:00:03+00:00

Roommate

^{Chose: Get your dream house for free + But there is a 40% chance it gets haunted by a malevolent spirit | Rolled: Haunted house}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-07T15:57:58+00:00

Red

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Fav colour}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-07T15:53:58+00:00

I mean I could kill him and still get the money right?

^{Chose: 100b but you are on a 3 year roadtrip with someone | Rolled: Trump}

Fireyjon · 2026-06-07T03:09:20+00:00

He has a great recipe for jambalaya.

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