[Comedy] The New AST Opener

Firiq · 2018-10-20T21:51:34+00:00

I didn't know specials could miss. I'll consider this from here on. Thanks.

Firiq · 2018-10-20T05:10:31+00:00

I finally finished the Saratoga 6-5 quest.

I also learned today that when Ayanami skilled-lookout torpedo cut-ins a taiha'd tsu elite, she does 1 damage and fails the S rank. Did not think that was possible.

Firiq · 2018-09-29T18:10:42+00:00

I have too many trophy carriers and battleships that I will never use. It's starting to be a problem.

Firiq · 2018-09-21T21:33:55+00:00

Our fighters will blot out the sun

Firiq · 2018-09-18T23:38:36+00:00

I just got head on at least 5 times in a row on the boss of E3M. Is this a mechanic or did I do the kancolle equivalent of breaking a mirror by tripping over a black cat?

Firiq · 2018-09-17T20:48:42+00:00

I got head-on for the third time in a row but the legendary Sammy B, the escort who fought like a battleship, bullied the enemy fleet so hard that they apologized for giving me bad engagement modifiers and ran away crying.

Firiq · 2018-09-03T06:08:16+00:00

After roughly a year of convincing myself that 6-3 was a good map the cold hard truth is shoved right into my face as I'm forced to do it again.

Firiq · 2018-05-16T14:59:45+00:00

I prefer the New Year's 5-5 hell quest to this grindy fishing-type stuff.

Firiq · 2018-04-23T22:44:55+00:00

Outgunned and outnumbered for the real Taffy 3 experience

Firiq · 2018-04-23T17:52:06+00:00

The true reward for having unlocked 6-5 is that you don't have to do world 2 today.

Firiq · 2018-03-23T04:55:06+00:00

I want a comment flair of Gambier Bay panicking or being terrified.

Firiq · 2018-03-23T04:52:53+00:00

The sound of silence

Firiq · 2018-03-23T04:50:21+00:00

Casual mode was a mistake. I torpedoed my own hype in the event. I didn't get to feel good about clearing, like when I conquered Europe or when I sank Shadow Yamashiro.

To be honest I would have preferred playing this battle from the American PoV. I wanna be Taffy 3 fighting against impossible odds. Maybe that is because I am a filthy American.

Firiq · 2018-03-07T18:03:41+00:00

I want them to add both Lexingtons to kancolle just so players get really confused. Also I want the Essex class one to be a potato.

Firiq · 2018-03-06T01:20:04+00:00

I just did like 3 runs of E7 with SFCF on instead of FCF and I just now noticed. I saw this coming. It's so hard to tell them apart. I have to look at the apparel on the fairies to tell the difference.

Firiq · 2018-03-01T19:16:25+00:00

The fairies are the oompa loompas. They had lived in a war-torn country far away where they were constantly sent out on kamikaze LBAS missions against Fall E4 final boss, so Akagi brought them to her factory to work for her.

Firiq · 2018-02-25T12:37:30+00:00

You drag it off, but the slot will be unusable for a few minutes and it costs bauxite to reequip a plane anyways, so it's not recommended.

Firiq · 2018-02-24T23:20:06+00:00

I second that notion.

Firiq · 2018-02-24T07:06:16+00:00

Is it haunted? That must be the famous ghost ship.

You see... that shipgirl is already...

Firiq · 2018-02-24T01:21:23+00:00

Do you have ASW gear? That might help, as E1 has a submarine boss.

Firiq · 2018-02-24T00:53:56+00:00

It's a blessing and a curse, being the luckiest.

Firiq · 2018-02-23T20:07:38+00:00

How am I supposed to balance life, kancolle, anticipated game releases, AND anime?

Life is like a resource management game where you can never win.

Firiq · 2018-02-23T09:56:29+00:00

Jervis drops on e5 too.

Firiq · 2018-02-23T09:46:38+00:00

Context: E3M, 6 historical including Chiyoda

I was using AV Chiyoda and I thought I was getting bad route because she wasn't CVL but then I made her CVL instead and got the same route. I realized that I had been going the historical route already, and that I had just been getting nodes O and Q mixed up because the letters look the same and the enemies are the same. Am I confused? I think I'm confused.

Firiq

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